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Offline iago

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Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« on: January 02, 2006, 01:26:03 pm »
Right. Likely story. ;-)

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A woman in California called police to report that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.

The woman in Fremont said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer.

Police say the intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured erotic images.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10652294/
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 01:34:15 pm »
"Hey Al, what are you gonna do tonight?"
 "Well, actually I was thinking about going into a strangers house and putting porn on their computer when their sleeping."
"Hahaha, good one."
 "No, really. That's what I'm doing tonight."
"Oh. Why?"
 "I have no idea, but it sounds fun."
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 01:45:57 pm »
ROFL!

It was probably the woman's husband--he didn't want to face his wife so he ran.
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 02:28:34 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 02, 2006, 01:45:57 pm
ROFL!

It was probably the woman's husband--he didn't want to face his wife so he ran.

Ditto. :)
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 02:38:33 pm »
Hahaha...
* Ergot dashes for the border...
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 03:10:14 pm »
Mounties are chasing you?
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 11:51:57 pm »
Saw this on bash today, makes me think even more that this story is fake.

http://www.bash.org/?99043
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2006, 12:00:01 am »
Quote from: Quik on January 02, 2006, 11:51:57 pm
Saw this on bash today, makes me think even more that this story is fake.

http://www.bash.org/?99043

Woah, I use the handle of "Hydro" on all of my online gaming, I was beginning to wonder if there were any other Hydros out there. creepy.

But what leads you to believe that it is fake?
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2006, 12:03:59 am »
Quote from: leet_muffin on January 03, 2006, 12:00:01 am
Quote from: Quik on January 02, 2006, 11:51:57 pm
Saw this on bash today, makes me think even more that this story is fake.

http://www.bash.org/?99043

Woah, I use the handle of "Hydro" on all of my online gaming, I was beginning to wonder if there were any other Hydros out there. creepy.

But what leads you to believe that it is fake?

Why would someone break into someone's house to download some porn?

It is very funny to those of us who are intelligent enough to frequent internet forums or IRC. (which doesn't take much)
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2006, 08:56:31 am »
Quote from: Quik on January 03, 2006, 12:03:59 am
It is very funny to those of us who are intelligent enough to frequent internet forums or IRC. (which doesn't take much)

You use IRC? Where? :p
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 07:28:50 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 03, 2006, 08:56:31 am
Quote from: Quik on January 03, 2006, 12:03:59 am
It is very funny to those of us who are intelligent enough to frequent internet forums or IRC. (which doesn't take much)

You use IRC? Where? :p

irc.deviantart.com #depthCORE
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2006, 11:29:53 pm »
Lamer newb, you and deviantART. How you're leader of X86 I will never know.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2006, 11:38:35 pm »
Agreed.  IMPEACH QUIK!! ;)
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2006, 11:41:12 pm »
HAHA!
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2006, 02:26:38 am »
Quote from: deadly7 on January 03, 2006, 11:29:53 pm
Lamer newb, you and deviantART. How you're leader of X86 I will never know.

That's not for devart, that's for depthCORE. http://www.depthcore.com They use deviantART's ircd because Shiver7's (Kevin aka venox on these forums) ircd is very unreliable and lacks services. I am, in no way, on that server because of devart.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2006, 08:23:44 am »
Yeah, but the point is: You log onto IRC channels other then the ones where people actually like you. ;)
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2006, 06:07:26 pm »
I like venox, he's cool. :)

Alright Quik... we'll stop making fun of you. :)
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Re: Intruder puts porn on woman's computer
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2006, 07:00:45 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on January 04, 2006, 08:23:44 am
Yeah, but the point is: You log onto IRC channels other then the ones where people actually like you. ;)

I'm almost positive that the one you're referring to is the same one I was personally singled out and requested to take leave from.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
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