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Offline leet_muffin

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post your odd sayings
« on: January 02, 2006, 04:12:59 pm »
Ever hear a phrase that made you think wtf?  post it here.

(when raining really hard outside) "Its gonna' rain Christ off the cross."

(when you have to wake up really early) "aww man, lets go, Ive gotta wake up at the crack of christ."

I have plenty more not christ related, but i cant think of 'em
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fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 04:20:40 pm »
"You have the right to refuse to answer questions, but such refusal may be construed as a sign of guilt" -- Cardassian laws. 

That works much better than ours :)
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 04:29:02 pm »
Like iagos: "You have the right to refuse this search, but if you do you will be suspended for 10 days and have a hearing before a judge."

Lots of stuff my family says that I can't think of.

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 04:49:34 pm »
"An OS is only as secure as you make it" -- krazed[x86] quoting himself on x86@uswest
"Fuck Steven H." -- newby[x86] quoting himself on x86@uswest :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 04:55:48 pm »
thought of another one -

quoting my freshman year history teacher, Mr. Dave Hostetler, "The thesis statement of your essay is going to be the proof of your pudding."
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Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 am
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 04:58:52 pm »
I hated Hostetler. :/

I forget who/where I heard this one from, but, "It's only rape if she's alive!" or "It's only rape if she can refuse you!"

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 05:57:19 pm »
From my grandma:
"He shot outta there like a ruptured duck in a hail storm"
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 06:20:49 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 02, 2006, 04:58:52 pm
I hated Hostetler. :/

I forget who/where I heard this one from, but, "It's only rape if she's alive!" or "It's only rape if she can refuse you!"

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2006, 06:23:09 pm »
"Understanding needs not deminish wonder." -- Anonymous

"We're off like the Prom Dress I was just wearing."

"Likes make like birds and get the flock out of here."

"Lets make like a fetus and head out."
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2006, 12:39:34 pm »
"Telling the truth is just an excuse for having a lack of imagination"

"Always burn you bridges after you cross.  You never know who's following"
« Last Edit: January 06, 2006, 01:04:26 pm by iago »
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2006, 02:39:51 pm »
"A stiff cock has no morals."
My grandpa.
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 12:51:09 pm »
Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.  My ribs will heal, but the emotional damage to them will last a lifetime!
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2006, 01:12:22 pm »
Gimli: What's going on?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?
Gimli: Grr.

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I hated Hostetler. :/
You and leet_muffin go to the same school?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2006, 01:28:11 pm »
"Nobody knows everything, and I'm nobody."

"In the Game of Life, you lose!"

-- Me   :)
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Re: post your odd sayings
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2006, 01:31:31 pm »
Quote from: Joe[e2] on January 07, 2006, 01:12:22 pm
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I hated Hostetler. :/
You and leet_muffin go to the same school?

Where have you been?
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