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Which <blah> are you?
« on: January 23, 2005, 07:31:02 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2005, 07:59:37 pm »
Haha lame, I got Windows 95, yuck! Then again, I got .mpg, and that could be because I answered "^_^ AN1ME is w00t! LOL!!!1 kekekekeke". I've come to the conclusion that these quizes were complete BULLSHIT.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2005, 08:12:05 pm »
OS/2 Warp
« Last Edit: January 23, 2005, 09:06:27 pm by Mythix »
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2005, 09:04:49 pm »
a href="http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/os2_warp.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been."><br>Which OS are You?</a>
You suck at life.


Apparently, I'm also OS/2 Warp, and too lazy to do the extension thing.

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2005, 10:07:43 pm »
Windows 95... and .rm

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2005, 10:17:31 pm »
PalmOS.. Favorite Genre of Literature: PHP/SQL! HAha. that was fun.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2005, 11:20:58 pm »
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   I'M MAC OS/X!
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

Running with Code has a new home!

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 11:51:15 pm »
i took this 2 days ago.. i think i was OS/2 Warp and .inf
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2005, 12:16:28 am »
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'M MAC OS/X!

And I thought my result was bad! Oooh man, I feel your pain. At least yours is somewhat secure though, I can just feel the vulnerabilities of 95 merging with my soul. :(
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2005, 02:22:03 am »

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2005, 09:34:29 am »
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   I'M MAC OS/X!

OS X is elite.  Linux > OS X > Windows > OS9-

It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty. 

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2005, 12:11:45 pm »
It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty.  

I share your love for the command-line, but only when I know how the OS works.  At least DOS came with a Help program and I could learn the commands; Linux commands suck.

But your attitude about it always reminds me of a Dilbert comic....

Old co-worker: When I started programming, we didn't have all of these sissy "icons" and "windows."
Same guy: All we had were "0"s and "1"s -- and sometimes we didn't even have "1"s!
Same guy: I once wrote a database program using only "0"s.
Dilbert: You had "0"s?!?  We had to use the letter "O".
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2005, 12:29:32 pm »
It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty. 

At least DOS came with a Help program and I could learn the commands; Linux commands suck.

You're insane!

Almost all linux commands are programs, so if you want a list:
ls /bin
ls /usr/bin
ls /usr/local/bin

If you don't know what one of them does, try:
man <command>
info <command>
<command> --help

Generally, you'll get different levels of help from each of those.  I'm not too familiar with "info", but I think you can type it on its own to get a big bad list of topics.  Or, if you like man, you can do "man -K <search string>" to search all pages for that text. 

If NONE of that is good enough, try www.tldp.org or www.linuxquestions.org or irc.prison.net #linuxhelp, they are all full of linux Gods who know everything there is to know.

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2005, 01:01:54 pm »
Maybe, but in DOS all I had to do was type "help". :P

BTW, I did manage to load an HTML file in Lynx yesterday!  Text-based browsing rocks!  JavaOp's site is the only one that works :P

[edit: I'm *.SWF, woot!  ]
« Last Edit: January 24, 2005, 01:07:22 pm by MyndFyre »
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2005, 01:18:23 pm »
In Linux, "help" is a Bash command that will give you help on the Bash shell, which makes sense in a way.  "info" is probably the equivilant of what you want :P

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2005, 01:30:09 pm »
hahah .swf you suck at life.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2005, 05:54:40 pm »
Old co-worker: When I started programming, we didn't have all of these sissy "icons" and "windows."
Same guy: All we had were "0"s and "1"s -- and sometimes we didn't even have "1"s!
Same guy: I once wrote a database program using only "0"s.
Dilbert: You had "0"s?!? We had to use the letter "O".

It's in one of the Dilbert books I have. I've always liked that one, along with this one.

Boss: It says the grade for your project is a C. This is very poor.
Dilbert: That's the language it was programmed in.
Boss: Could you possibly program in B?

anyway..

Maybe, but in DOS all I had to do was type "help". :P

man on iago

BTW, I did manage to load an HTML file in Lynx yesterday!  Text-based browsing rocks!  JavaOp's site is the only one that works :P

I was thinking about that when I saw the new site.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2005, 08:43:41 pm »




gg~

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2005, 08:52:46 pm »
hahaha, poor guy. :(
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2005, 09:40:49 pm »


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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2005, 10:28:13 pm »
.exe is aka whore.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2005, 06:58:12 pm »
Mythix is aka niglet.

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2005, 07:26:08 pm »
"execute them flawlessly" means does evil things to your system :)
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2005, 09:46:47 am »
I'm a Mac and a .inf -_-;

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2005, 12:02:46 pm »



Did I beat...anyone...???

Edit: I think it's kinda accurate!  :D
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[16:50:11] Networks:0:32: What will soup bot be like?
[16:50:15] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: soup-like.
[16:50:21] warzofbeta@Lordaeron:0:62: Like god.
[16:50:26] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: Fake?

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2005, 05:18:51 pm »

Owned.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2005, 06:34:14 pm »
thanks for reviving dead topics newb.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2005, 07:17:27 pm »
thanks for reviving dead topics newb.

Jan 26th is NOT old. So fuck you. (Have a nice day!)

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[16:50:11] Networks:0:32: What will soup bot be like?
[16:50:15] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: soup-like.
[16:50:21] warzofbeta@Lordaeron:0:62: Like god.
[16:50:26] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: Fake?

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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2005, 07:19:07 pm »
It's a week old, that is considered old, and quit trashtalking your mouth or I'll put my .BOOT into it.
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Re: Which <blah> are you?
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2005, 07:57:38 pm »
I just came back and assumed it was new. Noob.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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