Pastor Craig told me this joke last night at the restaraunt. It's not really funny, but bare with me.
A bunch of priests together in a convent. Each morning the head priest teaches them about the bible and stuff. Anyhow, the rest of the priests are seated in the room, and the head preist walks in.
Abbot: Good morning priests.
Priests: Good morning Abbot.
They conduct themselves in this way for months.
One morning, a priest things it would be funny to try to confuse the abbot.
Abbot: Good morning preists.
Most priests: Good morning abbot.
Other priest: Good evening abbot.
Abbot: Someone chanted evening.
Eh, its supposed to rhyme with the song lyrics, "some enchanted evening" (it was said that way).
I told you it wasn't funny. =p