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Offline Joe

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
« on: January 02, 2006, 06:14:08 pm »
Pastor Craig told me this joke last night at the restaraunt. It's not really funny, but bare with me.

A bunch of priests together in a convent. Each morning the head priest teaches them about the bible and stuff. Anyhow, the rest of the priests are seated in the room, and the head preist walks in.

Abbot: Good morning priests.
Priests: Good morning Abbot.

They conduct themselves in this way for months.

One morning, a priest things it would be funny to try to confuse the abbot.

Abbot: Good morning preists.
Most priests: Good morning abbot.
Other priest: Good evening abbot.
Abbot: Someone chanted evening.

Eh, its supposed to rhyme with the song lyrics, "some enchanted evening" (it was said that way).

I told you it wasn't funny. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Evening..
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 06:30:21 pm »
I wish I could stab you in the face for wasting a minute of my life trying to find the humor in your post. >:(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 08:08:20 pm »
I wish I could stab you in the face for wasting a minute of my life trying to find the humor in your post. >:(
Haha, I fully agree! 

Also, stop misspelling "priests", it's really annoying :P

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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 09:36:26 pm »
I wish I could stab you in the face for wasting a minute of my life trying to find the humor in your post. >:(
Haha, I fully agree! 

Hence why I moved it to his forum and took the liberty to change the title.
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