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Offline Sidoh

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So you think you've met a redneck.
« on: January 02, 2006, 10:47:09 pm »
I beg to differ:

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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 11:05:32 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 02, 2006, 10:47:09 pm
I beg to differ:


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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 03:38:04 pm »
Yeah, I think my ISP started filtering ports. -_-

I'm not too sure.  I'll ask iago when I get home.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2006, 11:08:04 pm »
Now that the "Issue" is fixed, *bump*.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2006, 01:28:22 am »
Ok....uhm, yes?
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2006, 06:38:08 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on January 04, 2006, 01:28:22 am
Ok....uhm, yes?

Haha, I'm just showing people how bad it is here... he said "twiddle dicking." -_-
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2006, 07:32:01 pm »
What is that?
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2006, 07:33:16 pm »
'tis an essay.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2006, 12:18:26 am »
He / she needs to learn to use commas.  :P
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 12:53:43 am »
Quote from: OG Trust on January 04, 2006, 07:32:01 pm
What is that?

An "auto-biography."  The kid is a self-proclaimed hic.

Quote from: Furious on January 05, 2006, 12:18:26 am
He / she needs to learn to use commas.  :P

He needs to learn the English language.  If you read the entire thing, you'll realize it's like reading something a near-illiterate 40-year-old highschool dropout wrote.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 12:54:47 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 03, 2006, 03:38:04 pm
Yeah, I think my ISP started filtering ports. -_-

I'm not too sure.  I'll ask iago when I get home.
HAHA! OWNED, TOLD YOU!
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2006, 12:57:44 am »
Quote from: Scr33n0r on January 05, 2006, 12:54:47 am
HAHA! OWNED, TOLD YOU!

My IP address changed again.  The issue's fixed.  Fucking ddclient.

sidoh.org = alias to sidoh.no-ip.org now.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2006, 03:32:08 am »
Haha, that's fucking awsome! A little hard to read, but worth the laugh. I could help but to read it in a hic voice as well. :D
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 06:20:33 am »
Wait do you know this person?
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2006, 04:40:11 pm »
I won't lye, this essay is horrible.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2006, 05:26:31 pm »
I have an essay like that somewhere, i found it open on a computer in one of the computer labs at my school.  It is almost a page long, has 1 period(not even in the right place), about 50 spelling errors and made an unintelligable argument that seemed to be supported by fake facts.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2006, 06:25:24 pm »
Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:20:33 am
Wait do you know this person?

He goes to my school.  I don't know him that well, but I could identify him if I was asked to.  He's horribly lost in the game of life.  He thinks being a redneck is going to make him rich/famous/liked.

Quote from: Deuce on January 05, 2006, 04:40:11 pm
I won't lye, this essay is horrible.

Haha, very.  I should've taken a picture of the whole thing.

Quote from: Nate on January 05, 2006, 05:26:31 pm
I have an essay like that somewhere, i found it open on a computer in one of the computer labs at my school.  It is almost a page long, has 1 period(not even in the right place), about 50 spelling errors and made an unintelligable argument that seemed to be supported by fake facts.

Haha.  The reason that this is funny is because the kid is actually "proud" that he's a redneck; it's quite sad.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2006, 06:57:58 pm »
howd you get this
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2006, 07:00:15 pm »
Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:57:58 pm
howd you get this

Get this?  His class was assigned a project requiring you to complete a "body biography."  You drew yourself and then wrote an essay about you/your views on life.  They hung them up around the school/class room.  College Comp is in the same classroom that his class is in and I noticed his looked particularly... entertaining.  I read it and couldn't stop laughing.  I borrowed my friend's digital camera and had him upload the pictures on ospap.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2006, 12:26:33 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 05, 2006, 06:25:24 pm
Quote from: OG Trust on January 05, 2006, 06:20:33 am
Wait do you know this person?

He goes to my school.  I don't know him that well, but I could identify him if I was asked to.  He's horribly lost in the game of life.  He thinks being a redneck is going to make him rich/famous/liked.
Haha! That makes this like 100x better!
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2006, 12:32:28 am »
Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on January 06, 2006, 12:26:33 am
Haha! That makes this like 100x better!

Haha.  I'll try to "snipe" a picture of him or something tomorrow.  Maybe I can get a picture of his full essay too.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2006, 01:22:28 am »
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were stalking this kid.
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Re: So you think you've met a redneck.
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2006, 01:29:29 am »
Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on January 06, 2006, 01:22:28 am
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were stalking this kid.

Maybe... but only for laughs.
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