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Uptimes!
« on: January 03, 2006, 02:03:21 am »
sidoh@deepthought:~$ uptime
 00:06:26 up 70 days,  3:02,  5 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00


Windows -- 1 day 07:41

Yours?

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 02:04:44 am »
jimmy@x86:~$ uptime
 23:08:42 up 5 days, 12:50,  2 users,  load average: 0.23, 0.25, 0.47
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 02:07:22 am »
BATSERVER: 03:10:49 up 20 days,  4:50,  5 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

It was a manual restart too. :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2006, 02:11:12 am »
[00:14:26] System uptime: 84 days, 14 hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds.

owned?
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2006, 02:12:34 am »
BATSERVER: 03:10:49 up 20 days,  4:50,  5 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

It was a manual restart too. :)
I'm telling ya you're system time is messed up.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2006, 02:18:44 am »
[00:14:26] System uptime: 84 days, 14 hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds.

owned?

I was more curious than anything; I didn't intend for it to be a competition.  But sure, you can own me if you like.  As long as I get to sleep in your bedroom and use as much of your bandwidth as I like.

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2006, 02:29:24 am »
I was more curious than anything; I didn't intend for it to be a competition.  But sure, you can own me if you like.  As long as I get to sleep in your bedroom and use as much of your bandwidth as I like.

Sure, sure, only because you lost. You get to sleep outside with the thing that eats from the garbage can btw.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2006, 02:35:00 am »
Sure, sure, only because you lost. You get to sleep outside with the thing that eats from the garbage can btw.

Make from it what you wish!

I refuse.  You can't own me, sorry.

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2006, 03:33:23 am »
7 days, 7 hrs.
I think it's stupid to have a competition over uptime, I just use my computer when I need to, I dont serve anyone so fuck you.

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2006, 06:43:46 am »
System Uptime: 3 days, 23 hours, 40 minutes, 15 seconds, 265 milliseconds

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 07:21:47 am »
My uptime before I restarted today (according to IRC) was 2 weeks and 7 hours. (Windows)

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2006, 08:48:20 am »
Right now it's about 2 days, highest it's been was about 90 days! (As soon as I hit 90, it refused to load KAlarm and locked up and would not allow me to do anything but restart. :()
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2006, 09:07:39 am »
darkside's highest was 128 days, when my stepbrother pressed the power button trying to turn on the other computer. 

Currently, though:

iago@slayer:~$ uptime
 08:08:05 up 20:42,  1 user,  load average: 0.02, 0.06, 0.04

iago@darkside:~$ uptime
 08:06:28 up 1 day, 16:47,  1 user,  load average: 0.02, 0.01, 0.00

iago@Pie:~$ uptime
 08:30:34 up 1 day, 16:37,  1 user,  load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

root@roamer:~# uptime
 08:09:42 up 7 days, 13:49,  4 users,  load average: 0.29, 0.25, 0.27

root@gate:~# uptime
 07:51:00 up 97 days, 21:10,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00


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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2006, 03:38:46 pm »
Ironically, there was a power outage last night. :(

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2006, 04:56:28 pm »
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joe@Pie:~$ uptime
 16:17:52 up 2 days, 24 min,  1 user,  load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2006, 05:50:15 pm »
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C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\MyProjects\uptime\Debug>uptime
System uptime: 2 days, 13 hours, 18 minutes, 12.46 seconds.

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#include "stdafx.h"
#include "windows.h"

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
int miliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days;
miliseconds = GetTickCount();
seconds = miliseconds / (1000); seconds = seconds % 60;
minutes = miliseconds / (1000 * 60); minutes = minutes % 60;
hours   = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60); hours   = hours % 24;
days    = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24);
miliseconds = miliseconds % 100;

printf("System uptime: ");
printf("%u", days);        printf(" days, ");
printf("%u", hours);       printf(" hours, ");
printf("%u", minutes);     printf(" minutes, ");
printf("%u", seconds);     printf(".");
printf("%u", miliseconds); printf(" seconds.");

return 0;
}
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2006, 06:10:06 pm »
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C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\MyProjects\uptime\Debug>uptime
System uptime: 2 days, 13 hours, 18 minutes, 12.46 seconds.

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#include "stdafx.h"
#include "windows.h"

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
int miliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days;
miliseconds = GetTickCount();
seconds = miliseconds / (1000); seconds = seconds % 60;
minutes = miliseconds / (1000 * 60); minutes = minutes % 60;
hours   = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60); hours   = hours % 24;
days    = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24);
miliseconds = miliseconds % 100;

printf("System uptime: ");
printf("%u", days);        printf(" days, ");
printf("%u", hours);       printf(" hours, ");
printf("%u", minutes);     printf(" minutes, ");
printf("%u", seconds);     printf(".");
printf("%u", miliseconds); printf(" seconds.");

return 0;
}

That sucks because it will wrap at 49.7 days IIRC. Fix.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2006, 06:11:45 pm »
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C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\MyProjects\uptime\Debug>uptime
System uptime: 2 days, 13 hours, 18 minutes, 12.46 seconds.

Code: [Select]
#include "stdafx.h"
#include "windows.h"

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
int miliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days;
miliseconds = GetTickCount();
seconds = miliseconds / (1000); seconds = seconds % 60;
minutes = miliseconds / (1000 * 60); minutes = minutes % 60;
hours   = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60); hours   = hours % 24;
days    = miliseconds / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24);
miliseconds = miliseconds % 100;

printf("System uptime: ");
printf("%u", days);        printf(" days, ");
printf("%u", hours);       printf(" hours, ");
printf("%u", minutes);     printf(" minutes, ");
printf("%u", seconds);     printf(".");
printf("%u", miliseconds); printf(" seconds.");

return 0;
}

That sucks because it will wrap at 49.7 days IIRC. Fix.

Is there actually a way to get proper uptime on Windows?

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2006, 06:16:27 pm »
Yes, using QueryPerformanceFrequency and QueryPerformanceCounter.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2006, 06:30:10 pm »
The biggest uptime I ever recall seeing on my computers was 84 days+.  I usually notice uptime when I'm checking my network connections for functionality (the window displays connection uptime which is at longest the computer's uptime.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2006, 06:35:03 pm »
Ironically, there was a power outage last night. :(
Pwned :( Did you save your essay :O?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2006, 07:13:10 pm »
The biggest uptime I ever recall seeing on my computers was 84 days+.  I usually notice uptime when I'm checking my network connections for functionality (the window displays connection uptime which is at longest the computer's uptime.

Hehe, that's how I check on Windows too.

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I did! :)

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2006, 07:27:44 pm »
The biggest uptime I ever recall seeing on my computers was 84 days+.  I usually notice uptime when I'm checking my network connections for functionality (the window displays connection uptime which is at longest the computer's uptime.

Hehe, that's how I check on Windows too.

Psh... who said anything about Windows?














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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2006, 07:33:39 pm »
Turned off my Linux server the other day for a day, before that it had 5 or 6 weeks going.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2006, 07:42:05 pm »
Haha, I noticed deepthought is running quite a bit faster after the restart, even if it was accidental/unwanted. :)

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2006, 08:04:51 pm »
System uptime: 2 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes, 38 seconds, and 828 milliseconds.

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2006, 08:11:06 pm »
System uptime 15 days, 4 hours, 7 minutes and 32 seconds, connection uptime 3 days, 1 hours, 23 minutes and 49 seconds.

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2006, 08:33:05 pm »
LILI: [20:32:50.204] Computer Time: 13 days, 10 hours, 41 minutes, 31 seconds
Attic: [20:36:40.311] Computer Time: 24 minutes, 21 seconds
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2006, 10:05:05 pm »
The biggest uptime I ever recall seeing on my computers was 84 days+.  I usually notice uptime when I'm checking my network connections for functionality (the window displays connection uptime which is at longest the computer's uptime.

Hehe, that's how I check on Windows too.

Psh... who said anything about Windows?

I don't think any other OS would require such a kludge. 

It's the same idea as finding a host's ip by pinging them.. stuff like that bugs me :)

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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2006, 10:21:28 pm »
I don't think any other OS would require such a kludge. 
Note that I didn't say I would *check* it that way, I said I'd *notice* it.
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2006, 10:28:22 pm »
I don't think any other OS would require such a kludge. 
Note that I didn't say I would *check* it that way, I said I'd *notice* it.
Well, how else do you *check* it on Windows?

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« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2006, 10:29:45 pm »
I think on Windows 98 (I don't check my uptime much) Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> System Tools (Or something like that) -> System Information
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Re: Uptimes!
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2006, 10:51:38 pm »
Using any number of 3rd party programs of course.
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