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Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« on: January 07, 2006, 01:43:38 pm »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060107/ap_on_fe_st/cow_escape

I wanna buy the cow, so I can ride it through a river.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 01:48:47 pm »
There was a cow a couple years back to escaped from a truck or something in Chicago, and managed to roam around the city for almost a week before they finally caught her.  I followed that story VERY closely.  After she was re-captured, she was bought by some rich person who made sure she wasn't harmed.  I'm not sure what ended up happening to her :(
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2006, 01:49:17 pm »
Poor cow. I hope she's ok. :(

Any cow that manages to evade authorities deserves to live in a castle.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2006, 01:51:57 pm »
Newby go buy that cow :O
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2006, 02:06:26 pm »
Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:06:26 pm
Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.

Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2006, 02:31:40 pm »
Quote from: iago on January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 pm
Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2006, 03:11:40 pm »
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Dr. Jennifer Evans of Big Sky Medical Center shot the cow with a tranquilizer dart.

It had little effect.

This story rocks. =)
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2006, 03:18:35 pm »
I want that cow!
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2006, 04:08:23 pm »
I have petted three cows that I've aten. XD
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2006, 11:26:55 pm »
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That's nice, blaze..

The cows.. the cows.. to the slaughterhouse.. to the slaughterhouse!

Or in German, slaughterhaus! =p
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 11:57:46 pm »
Hi!
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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2006, 11:58:35 pm »
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2006, 11:59:53 pm »
Quote from: Ersan on January 07, 2006, 11:57:46 pm
Hi!

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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2006, 02:05:37 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:31:40 pm
Quote from: iago on January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 pm
Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.
I bet you it died. :)  But, I am too terribly optimistic. :D
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