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D&D joke II
« on: February 12, 2006, 03:39:49 pm »
How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2006, 03:43:39 pm »
Dunno, how many? :P
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2006, 03:56:57 pm »
Trick question. 0! D&D Nerds don't get laid.
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 04:08:21 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on February 12, 2006, 03:56:57 pm
Trick question. 0! D&D Nerds don't get laid.

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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2006, 04:08:45 pm »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 12, 2006, 03:39:49 pm
How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?

Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.

Ahahaha.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2006, 04:10:10 pm »
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:08:45 pm
Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.

Ahahaha.

AHAHAHAH HA HAH HAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!

No wait, three!  Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2006, 04:13:10 pm »
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this.
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2006, 04:18:28 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:10:10 pm
No wait, three!  Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.

The first person is probably a mage and probably has this spell. :)

Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on February 12, 2006, 04:13:10 pm
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this.

HAHAHAH AHHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHHA HAH AHAAHAHAHAH HAH HA HAH AH
AHAHHA HAH A
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAH

..... *deep breath* .....

AHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAAHahAHA
AHAHAHAH
HAAHAHAH

Omg rofl... that's the best video I've watched in a while.

Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:18:28 pm
Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?

In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 04:29:46 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 pm
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)

Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.

...

:)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2006, 04:31:33 pm »
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:29:46 pm
Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.

...

:)

Haha, that's what I mean.  Rofl.  We're dirty. :)
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2006, 04:42:17 pm »
HAhahaahha god you two are so fucking lame.
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on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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Re: D&D joke II
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2006, 07:07:27 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 pm
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
That reminds me of a joke I heard once: What's te difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottsman?

"Hey, you- Get off of my cloud!"
and
"Hey! McCloud, Get off of my eue!"
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