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Offline Newby

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D&D joke
« on: January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 pm »
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 02:55:01 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 pm
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(

haha, that's pretty funny. :)
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2006, 08:13:59 pm »
I don't get it.
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2006, 08:46:17 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 pm
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
Hahahaha.  I got that, and I've only RP'd once!
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2006, 03:36:53 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 pm
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
It's funny, but there are better "Screwed in the lightbulb" jokes.

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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2006, 11:07:25 am »
I found a funny one... let me find it on bash.org
http://bash.org/?536709
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2006, 11:28:02 am »
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2006, 07:55:31 pm »
LOL OWNED>
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2006, 11:25:44 pm »
that was pretty good. BTW james, this is nosoul.
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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2006, 11:26:40 pm »
Billy the soulless child! You registered!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D joke
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2006, 09:27:13 pm »
How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs; Punks screw in pudles of vomit.

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Holy fuck shit!! best quote ever!! http://bash.org/?593081 http://bash.org/?593081
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