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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2006, 12:19:56 pm »
Well, John the Muffin Man comes to the sewer / septic tank, with Executor Sidoh's permission of course, and gets your broken remains, and puts them in a cave. Three days later, your mother.. er.. baker comes to 'check on you', and finds you rebaked. Then you ascend into heaven, as the perfect muffin.

Lmao...

I haven't seen it, but I can't say I can think of many things that would be more entertaining that watching jesus get the shit beaten out of him for two hours.

You are seriously fucked up.  -.-

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2006, 02:07:50 pm »
I haven't seen it, but I can't say I can think of many things that would be more entertaining that watching jesus get the shit beaten out of him for two hours.

I can. Jesus getting the shit beaten out of him for three hours! :P
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2006, 02:44:03 pm »
Isn't it pretty ironic that I own a pirated version of the DVD? (Bought from a guy at my dads work last year.)

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2006, 02:48:21 pm »
I haven't seen it, but I can't say I can think of many things that would be more entertaining that watching jesus get the shit beaten out of him for two hours.

You are seriously fucked up.  -.-
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2006, 03:09:08 pm »
I haven't seen it, but I can't say I can think of many things that would be more entertaining that watching jesus get the shit beaten out of him for two hours.
You mean when Peter denied Jesus three times, the cock crowed (actually, I didn't hear that..), and then they flashed back to earlier that day (or a few days ago) when Jesus told him that Peter would deny him three times?

When King Herod put on his wig, and looked like a girl (and talked like one too)?

When you find out that Satan is played by a girl? (kek)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2006, 12:24:33 am »
kek = lol in WoW
anyways, what were you thinking posting this in here? it belongs in the media center

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2006, 12:46:18 am »
kek = lol in WoW

Kinda.  It's what the Alliance faction sees when a Horde member says "lol" in Orcish.

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2006, 01:03:57 am »
I couldnt find a way to word that  so I didnt try :)

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2006, 06:23:33 am »
I dont need to see the movie when I have the book!
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