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Passion of the Christ
« on: January 18, 2006, 03:24:48 pm »
I just bought it from Walmart. Kinda funny, they asked me for my ID, even though I'm clearly not 18. Or.. is it not that clear? Oh well. Anyhow, I went and got my dad, and he came over, and they wouldn't accept the money from me (I had to hand it off to my dad first, weird), but thats beside the point.

This movie was pretty good, but it's almost more of a horror film then a gospel film. It was pretty gruesome, especially SPOILER WARNING when they started whipping him with the glass pieces, and then jabbed the crown of thorns on his head. Regardless, it was a pretty powerful portrayal (say that five times fast) of how much he suffered for us, though, so it was still good. =)
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 03:27:09 pm »
WOW YOU'RE LATE. Anyhow it was more like "the beating of christ" than any passion.
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 05:03:25 pm »
Joe thinks my forums are his :P
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 05:31:14 pm »
What Towelie said...

Passion of the Christ? Pah. More like, The Thrashin' of the Christ.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 05:40:20 pm »
Quote from: Joe on January 18, 2006, 03:24:48 pm
I just bought it from Walmart. Kinda funny, they asked me for my ID, even though I'm clearly not 18. Or.. is it not that clear? Oh well. Anyhow, I went and got my dad, and he came over, and they wouldn't accept the money from me (I had to hand it off to my dad first, weird), but thats beside the point.

This movie was pretty good, but it's almost more of a horror film then a gospel film. It was pretty gruesome, especially SPOILER WARNING when they started whipping him with the glass pieces, and then jabbed the crown of thorns on his head. Regardless, it was a pretty powerful portrayal (say that five times fast) of how much he suffered for us, though, so it was still good. =)

You hadn't seen this before? ...
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 06:40:03 pm »
Quote from: Newby on January 18, 2006, 05:31:14 pm
What Towelie said...

Passion of the Christ? Pah. More like, The Thrashin' of the Christ.

=) good stuff!
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 06:46:00 pm »
Quote from: Towelie[x86] on January 18, 2006, 05:03:25 pm
Joe thinks my forums are his :P

One of the reasons nobody but Admins and me can create topics in my forum. ^_^
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2006, 08:01:02 pm »
ill let these 2 slip by... no more though!
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2006, 10:14:16 pm »
Spoiler?

Here's a spoiler for you, JESUS FUCKING DIES.
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2006, 10:18:03 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on January 18, 2006, 05:40:20 pm
Quote from: Joe on January 18, 2006, 03:24:48 pm
I just bought it from Walmart. Kinda funny, they asked me for my ID, even though I'm clearly not 18. Or.. is it not that clear? Oh well. Anyhow, I went and got my dad, and he came over, and they wouldn't accept the money from me (I had to hand it off to my dad first, weird), but thats beside the point.

This movie was pretty good, but it's almost more of a horror film then a gospel film. It was pretty gruesome, especially SPOILER WARNING when they started whipping him with the glass pieces, and then jabbed the crown of thorns on his head. Regardless, it was a pretty powerful portrayal (say that five times fast) of how much he suffered for us, though, so it was still good. =)

You hadn't seen this before? ...

I saw about five minutes of it in Church, the whipping scene, but we stopped shortly after Natasha ended up in a ball on the floor crying.

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Here's a spoiler for you, JESUS FUCKING DIES.
And is resurrected looking like he was never hit once, except that he has holes (which aren't bleeding) in his hands still.
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2006, 10:25:48 pm »
Quote from: Joe on January 18, 2006, 03:24:48 pm
I just bought it from Walmart. Kinda funny, they asked me for my ID, even though I'm clearly not 18. Or.. is it not that clear? Oh well. Anyhow, I went and got my dad, and he came over, and they wouldn't accept the money from me (I had to hand it off to my dad first, weird), but thats beside the point.

This movie was pretty good, but it's almost more of a horror film then a gospel film. It was pretty gruesome, especially SPOILER WARNING when they started whipping him with the glass pieces, and then jabbed the crown of thorns on his head. Regardless, it was a pretty powerful portrayal (say that five times fast) of how much he suffered for us, though, so it was still good. =)

Joe, honstally, who doesn't know what happened in the story of christ? I don't think any "Spoiler warnings" are needed..

It is quite dumb how churches took people to see this movie, but won't do it for like, House of 1000 corpses, or Hostel.

They are all the same.
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2006, 10:28:24 pm »
Quote from: Super_X on January 18, 2006, 10:25:48 pm
It is quite dumb how churches took people to see this movie, but won't do it for like, House of 1000 corpses, or Hostel.

They are all the same.

No, not at all.  This is a very accurate reenactment of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, which is an actual, documented, historical event.  It's not one that is arguably make-believe like most of the ones in the Old Testament.  Hostel and House of 1000 Corpses are made to be gruesome to gross people out, not to tell a story.
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2006, 10:42:06 pm »
Rats! I wanted to piss off Joe!! :'(

I heard some christans say that Dinosaurs arn't real, because they arn't in the bible, With that mantality, I can say since Jesus' story wasn't in Fight Club, (LotR, in Joe's case.) it didn't happen. :)
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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2006, 10:43:32 pm »
IIRC Hostel was real. Kids in my P.E. class were talking about how this was based off some event(s) that took place in Russia/Amsterdam or something.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Passion of the Christ
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2006, 10:46:48 pm »
Heh, if I thought LotR actually happened, would I have taken time out of my life to learn Noldorin and Khazdul?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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