Passion of the Christ

[Sidoh]

IIRC Hostel was real. Kids in my P.E. class were talking about how this was based off some event(s) that took place in Russia/Amsterdam or something.

I highly doubt the motivation of the people who choose to watch it is based on the fact it is revolved around a true story.  I doubt many of them even know it is.  Plus, that kind of sounds fictitious to me.  That kind of torture happens all the time, but it's nothing that affected the world such that Jesus' crucifixion did.

[Quik]

IIRC Hostel was real. Kids in my P.E. class were talking about how this was based off some event(s) that took place in Russia/Amsterdam or something.

Have you heard that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real, too? That's a popular selling point to scare people.

Someone who interviewed the original director personally told me in a conversation about these marketing ploys that the director had a dream that had a tangent to the story of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so he decided that it was real enough to use that as a tagline to scare little children.

No, it's not real. Yes, you're in high school P.E. class.

[Sidoh]

Have you heard that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real, too? That's a popular selling point to scare people.

Someone who interviewed the original director personally told me in a conversation about these marketing ploys that the director had a dream that had a tangent to the story of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so he decided that it was real enough to use that as a tagline to scare little children.

No, it's not real. Yes, you're in high school P.E. class.

Hehe, so true.  There's no law that says the story has to actually be true.

[Sidoh]

Off topic:



The passion of the ME! ^_^

[Chavo]

You wish, my name is Chris and its definately referring to my...er...passion.

[Super_X]

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The passion of the ME! ^_^

That's actually what I thought of when I saw the toppic, you wern't on MSN though.

[CrAz3D]

Have you heard that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real, too? That's a popular selling point to scare people.

Someone who interviewed the original director personally told me in a conversation about these marketing ploys that the director had a dream that had a tangent to the story of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so he decided that it was real enough to use that as a tagline to scare little children.

No, it's not real. Yes, you're in high school P.E. class.

Hehe, so true.  There's no law that says the story has to actually be true.

I think it should be labeled (if used as advertising) as "false advertising".

ANYWAYS, Jesus' story = real
Hostel = porn so I need to go see it
Texas Chainsaw = AS I RECALL READING slightly sorta based off some dude in Michigan who was mentally distrubed & killed people w/an axe & kept them or something...that would have to be looked into more though


I still havent seen passion of the Christ, gore isnt fun I dont think

[Sidoh]

I still havent seen passion of the Christ, gore isnt fun I dont think

If you have any sort of Christian values, I'd highly recommend seeing it.  It ends nice, at least.

[leet_muffin]

Have you heard that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real, too? That's a popular selling point to scare people.

Someone who interviewed the original director personally told me in a conversation about these marketing ploys that the director had a dream that had a tangent to the story of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so he decided that it was real enough to use that as a tagline to scare little children.

No, it's not real. Yes, you're in high school P.E. class.

Hehe, so true.  There's no law that says the story has to actually be true.

I think it should be labeled (if used as advertising) as "false advertising".

ANYWAYS, Jesus' story = real
Hostel = porn so I need to go see it
Texas Chainsaw = AS I RECALL READING slightly sorta based off some dude in Michigan who was mentally distrubed & killed people w/an axe & kept them or something...that would have to be looked into more though


I still havent seen passion of the Christ, gore isnt fun I dont think

In reference to the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there really was a guy with that physical disability, who did live in Texas, and did have a small killing spree. I have no proof, but I do recall hearing about it on the news some time around the latest release. Also, my dad recalls hearing about it in the news quite a few years back. I guess you guys are just going to have to trust me... or crucify me.... The Passion of the Muffin.

[Sidoh]

In reference to the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there really was a guy with that physical disability, who did live in Texas, and did have a small killing spree. I have no proof, but I do recall hearing about it on the news some time around the latest release. Also, my dad recalls hearing about it in the news quite a few years back. I guess you guys are just going to have to trust me... or crucify me.... The Passion of the Muffin.

I like muffins.  Especially when they have little raisins in them.

[leet_muffin]

In reference to the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there really was a guy with that physical disability, who did live in Texas, and did have a small killing spree. I have no proof, but I do recall hearing about it on the news some time around the latest release. Also, my dad recalls hearing about it in the news quite a few years back. I guess you guys are just going to have to trust me... or crucify me.... The Passion of the Muffin.

I like muffins.  Especially when they have little raisins in them.

Do you crucify them?

[Joe]

He impales them on his teeth, then sends them to a pit full of acid. Between four to twenty-four hours later, he takes them swimming, where depending on whether he lives in a rural area, they are transported to a large tube with green flowish stuff, or a big tank full of smelly brown stuff, where they rot.

In short, yes.

[leet_muffin]

He impales them on his teeth, then sends them to a pit full of acid. Between four to twenty-four hours later, he takes them swimming, where depending on whether he lives in a rural area, they are transported to a large tube with green flowish stuff, or a big tank full of smelly brown stuff, where they rot.

In short, yes.

Eek, how does one respawn from that, I simply don't get it.

[Joe]

Well, John the Muffin Man comes to the sewer / septic tank, with Executor Sidoh's permission of course, and gets your broken remains, and puts them in a cave. Three days later, your mother.. er.. baker comes to 'check on you', and finds you rebaked. Then you ascend into heaven, as the perfect muffin.

[Hitmen]

I haven't seen it, but I can't say I can think of many things that would be more entertaining that watching jesus get the shit beaten out of him for two hours.