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Your favorite quote of all time!
« on: January 21, 2006, 12:03:35 pm »
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
That would be mine.
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<iago> He is unarmed
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on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2006, 12:14:23 pm »
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
That would be mine.

That's pretty funny.  Most evidence we have now says the universe is finite, though.

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2006, 12:15:10 pm »
I don't care, it's still a great quote.
"60% of the time, it works every time." - Anchorman
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 12:15:59 pm »
I don't care, it's still a great quote.
"60% of the time, it works every time." - Anchorman

Yeah, I've heard it before.  It is a great quote.  Just side-commenting... :P

Haha, I love that movie.

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 12:49:27 pm »
"It was originally named San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 02:12:07 pm »
"I wish there was a way I could just shoot you in the fucking head with a rocket launcher."

-deadly

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 03:04:43 pm »
So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 11:33:23 pm »
So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)
Nerd!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 11:37:22 pm »
So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)
Nerd!

It would have been better in all English, I'm sure.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 11:55:51 pm »
Who the fuck locked my topic with no post saying so, and why?
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 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2006, 12:14:23 am »
Quote
Teacher: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.
Edna: Well!  We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark.

edit:
Just go to my Favorite simpsons Quotes Topic to see all of my favorite quotes. :)
« Last Edit: January 22, 2006, 12:20:17 am by Blaze »
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 06:49:19 am »
Because Joe's sucked here's a better war quote:

"May God have mercy on my enemy, because I wont."

        -Some guy in CoD2


My favorite quote from people I know:

Quote
(19:35:21) (mrbarleyhops) LOL WHAT IF SOME OLD BIRD AND BY BIRD I MEAN GRANNY CAME UP TO YOU AND WAS LIKE PLAY WITH MY PEEPEE WHAT WOULD YOU DO

My Personal favorite that had something to do with me:

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(22:24:29) (&[myg0t]nimrod) lol screenor, chill
(22:24:41) (&[myg0t]nimrod) just a few kids having ur info
(22:24:44) (&[myg0t]nimrod) trying to scare u
(22:24:47) (J3bus) dont cure aids, too amny fucking ppl in this world
(22:24:59) (Screenor) [myg0t]nimrod: if I was pissed I'd be telling everyone to ban heklim
(22:25:04) (Screenor) he's the one who got it
(22:25:05) (Screenor) ;/
(22:25:10) (+[myg0t]heklim) yep
(22:25:11)     —› mode: ([myg0t]nimrod) sets (+b *!*WRA@Fuck.You)
(22:25:11)     —› this (*!*WRA@Fuck.You) ban affects (+[myg0t]heklim)
(22:25:11)     —› kick: ([myg0t]heklim) was kicked by ([myg0t]nimrod) (there u go)

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2006, 10:09:20 pm »
"If the world hates you, remember that they hated me first."
 -Jesus Christ
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2006, 06:29:08 pm »
"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
I'd quote her but nobody here knows her besides me.

And of course...
"And now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."  --Dark Helmet
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 09:51:51 pm »
"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
I'd quote her but nobody here knows her besides me.

And of course...
"And now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."  --Dark Helmet
ROFL that second one is so true!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2006, 09:57:36 pm »
"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
I'd quote her but nobody here knows her besides me.

And of course...
"And now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."  --Dark Helmet

HAHAHAHHAAHAH!~!!!!!  I fucking loved that movie.

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2006, 10:04:54 pm »
Space balls FTW.  :)
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2006, 11:29:58 pm »
"You'll get over it", I always use that.

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2006, 12:38:32 am »
"It's all about me. You'll get over it."

Of course, that's not true, which brings me to my next point. Nobody even responded to my Jesus quote. =(
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2006, 12:46:35 am »
Because..dun dun dun
NO ONE CARES JOE
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2006, 12:48:17 am »
Because..dun dun dun
NO ONE CARES JOE

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2006, 12:59:03 am »
NO ONE CARES JOE

Newest entry in my personal favorate quotes.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2006, 08:09:35 am »
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One goal, one passion. Quoting liQuid.Ace.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2006, 11:09:54 pm »
I guess this is a two parter one, that involves a little context. 

The Star Trek: DS9 crew are playing baseball against the Vulcans (Star Trek DS9, 7.04).  Worf is a Klingon, and all they understand is violence. 

The Vulcans are up to bat, and the crew members are calling out their various things ("hey batta batta hey batta batta"), and Worf yells,

"Death to the opposition!"

Later, one of the Vulcans crosses the plate without touching it.  Nog, who's holding the ball, asks what do to.  Various things are yelled along the lines of "go tag him!", except for Worf, who yells,

"Find him and kill him!"

That made me laugh out loud. :)

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2006, 11:13:25 pm »
Hahaha.

Congrats on 6,000 posts! :)

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2006, 02:24:22 pm »
Hahaha.

Congrats on 6,000 posts! :)

Ahh yes, need to enter this into favorite quotes:
Also, I would just like to say that Ron is a forum whore.
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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2006, 03:05:10 pm »
Ahh yes, need to enter this into favorite quotes:
Also, I would just like to say that Ron is a forum whore.

In my own defense, look at the daily post counts in December and January, up until last week.  They were dropping lower and lower.  In the last week, I've provoked a whole bunch of discussions which has the side effect of raising my post count :P

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Re: Your favorite quote of all time!
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2006, 04:26:07 pm »
"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself than turn into their slave."
                        - The Rasmus
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
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