Your favorite quote of all time!

[deadly7]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
That would be mine.

[Sidoh]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
That would be mine.

That's pretty funny.  Most evidence we have now says the universe is finite, though.

[deadly7]

I don't care, it's still a great quote.
"60% of the time, it works every time." - Anchorman

[Sidoh]

I don't care, it's still a great quote.
"60% of the time, it works every time." - Anchorman

Yeah, I've heard it before.  It is a great quote.  Just side-commenting...

Haha, I love that movie.

You're like a miniature Buddah, all covered in hair!

[deadly7]

"It was originally named San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

[trust]

"I wish there was a way I could just shoot you in the fucking head with a rocket launcher."

-deadly

[Joe]

So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)

[deadly7]

So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)

Nerd!

[Blaze]

So many good quotes.. I think I'm going to have to go with:

"A! Eruchin u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!" -King Elessar Telcontar

Translation: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none! (A! Is just an exclamation, like Ah!)

Nerd!

It would have been better in all English, I'm sure.

[deadly7]

Who the fuck locked my topic with no post saying so, and why?

[Blaze]

Teacher: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.
Edna: Well!  We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark.

edit:
Just go to my Favorite simpsons Quotes Topic to see all of my favorite quotes.

[Screenor]

Because Joe's sucked here's a better war quote:

"May God have mercy on my enemy, because I wont."

        -Some guy in CoD2


My favorite quote from people I know:

(19:35:21) (mrbarleyhops) LOL WHAT IF SOME OLD BIRD AND BY BIRD I MEAN GRANNY CAME UP TO YOU AND WAS LIKE PLAY WITH MY PEEPEE WHAT WOULD YOU DO

My Personal favorite that had something to do with me:

(22:24:29) (&[myg0t]nimrod) lol screenor, chill
(22:24:41) (&[myg0t]nimrod) just a few kids having ur info
(22:24:44) (&[myg0t]nimrod) trying to scare u
(22:24:47) (J3bus) dont cure aids, too amny fucking ppl in this world
(22:24:59) (Screenor) [myg0t]nimrod: if I was pissed I'd be telling everyone to ban heklim
(22:25:04) (Screenor) he's the one who got it
(22:25:05) (Screenor) ;/
(22:25:10) (+[myg0t]heklim) yep
(22:25:11)     —› mode: ([myg0t]nimrod) sets (+b *!*WRA@Fuck.You)
(22:25:11)     —› this (*!*WRA@Fuck.You) ban affects (+[myg0t]heklim)
(22:25:11)     —› kick: ([myg0t]heklim) was kicked by ([myg0t]nimrod) (there u go)

[Joe]

"If the world hates you, remember that they hated me first."
 -Jesus Christ

[MyndFyre]

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
I'd quote her but nobody here knows her besides me.

And of course...
"And now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."  --Dark Helmet

[deadly7]

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
I'd quote her but nobody here knows her besides me.

And of course...
"And now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."  --Dark Helmet

ROFL that second one is so true!