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Offline Super_X

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Joe will some day get his revenge!
« on: January 30, 2006, 11:22:13 pm »
Quote from: lamer@Kompooter
Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.k
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
        "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go.  I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
        "That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

See, my Slackware fortune predicts it. Also, since it's a fortune, it's saying his "Wife," but we know it means us, 'cause who'd ever mary Joe?! <333 :-* love you, Joe!!
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2006, 11:35:06 pm »
That's good. :P
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2006, 12:19:12 am »
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2006, 12:47:12 am »
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny.  Hahahahah.
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2006, 07:51:22 am »
* Joe poisons Supah_Ecks

Kidding. Pretty funny!
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2006, 11:00:35 am »
Rofl, that's really good.
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2006, 07:03:17 pm »
LAMO <--- Becuase nobody used it yet.
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2006, 09:25:42 pm »
Ha.. Ha.. Ha...
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2006, 10:47:31 pm »
Quote from: ZeroX on January 31, 2006, 07:03:17 pm
LAMO <--- Becuase nobody used it yet.

Laugh ass my off?   ;D
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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2006, 03:09:27 pm »
Lame-o, is the correct spelling, I believe.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Joe will some day get his revenge!
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2006, 07:24:39 pm »
Haha, poor Joe.. always being picked on. :(
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