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Duke Nukem Forever!
« on: February 02, 2006, 09:30:02 am »
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/02/0124200

I remember when I was ~6 years old and could not wait for this to come out! :(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2006, 11:54:25 am »
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/02/0124200

I remember when I was ~6 years old and could not wait for this to come out! :(

I remember when I was ~10 years old and was handing money to the strippers saying "Come on" in Duke Nuken 3D.

That was a great game, all things considered.  Really badass weapons.  A lot more interaction with the environment.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2006, 12:13:42 pm »
Rofl! I remember this game when I was about 9-12 years old.  While I was younger, it scared the crap out of me. Lol!

I still play the calculator version of it.  It's fun.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 12:19:17 pm »
I don't remember which version of Duke Nukem it was (definately not 3D though), but Duke Nukem was the first non-educational game I ever played.  What a great game.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2006, 12:21:29 pm »
I don't remember which version of Duke Nukem it was (definately not 3D though), but Duke Nukem was the first non-educational game I ever played.  What a great game.
Rofl!!  Like which games are you talking about?  The little typing tutor games, or ones your parents bought for you so you could be "smarter"? ;)
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2006, 12:30:24 pm »
My parents got their first computer when I was 6 years old, it was a black and white (ok, it was green) Packard Bell and came with educational games like hangman and learn-how-to-spell type things on 5.25" floppies  :o

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2006, 12:39:19 pm »
Ooh, I see. :D
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2006, 03:57:43 pm »
Duke Nukem 3d is one of my favorite games of all-time.  I <3 that game.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2006, 06:57:06 pm »
I don't remember which version of Duke Nukem it was (definately not 3D though), but Duke Nukem was the first non-educational game I ever played.  What a great game.

Duke Nukem 1 was set in space (it was terribly space graphics) and Duke Nukem 2 was much, much more realistic (I remember playing in a sewer-type area).

Both were scrolling. :)
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2006, 07:26:56 pm »
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/02/0124200

I remember when I was ~6 years old and could not wait for this to come out! :(

I remember when I was ~10 years old and was handing money to the strippers saying "Come on" in Duke Nuken 3D.

That was a great game, all things considered.  Really badass weapons.  A lot more interaction with the environment.

If you kill one of the strippers they turn into pigs right?
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2006, 11:06:22 pm »
I don't remember which version of Duke Nukem it was (definately not 3D though), but Duke Nukem was the first non-educational game I ever played.  What a great game.

Duke Nukem 1 was set in space (it was terribly space graphics) and Duke Nukem 2 was much, much more realistic (I remember playing in a sewer-type area).

Both were scrolling. :)
Duke Nuken "3d" was awesome.  I feel like playing it (I legally own it!).
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2006, 11:09:23 pm »
I legally own the Duke Nukem 3d shareware / registered CD. :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2006, 11:10:13 pm »
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2006, 04:08:42 pm »
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever!
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2006, 12:43:23 am »
In conclusion:

All old games are > new ones.

For example: Lemmings.  'Nuff said.

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