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Offline iago

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You be the CSI!
« on: February 06, 2006, 11:59:02 am »
I'm going to post some pictures of my house that I just took about 15 minutes ago.  Can you decide what happened?  Be the CSI!

[Warning: a tiny bit graphic.  But I've been walking over it all day, so it can't be THAT bad]

http://www.javaop.com/~iago/top_of_stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/bottom_of_stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/near_back_door.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/back_door.jpg

Good luck!
« Last Edit: February 06, 2006, 12:00:35 pm by iago »

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2006, 02:41:03 pm »
You sick bastard. What did little Johnny ever do to you?!
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 03:55:57 pm »
Ew. Your dog REALLY had to go.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2006, 04:49:37 pm »
You sick bastard. What did little Johnny ever do to you?!
LOL


It looks like someone had a little too much red wine, just like Newby!
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 06:22:47 pm »
Haha

No, I assure you, that's all blood.  We're replacing the carpet tonight, so I had to be sure to document it :)

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2006, 06:35:41 pm »
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2006, 06:38:24 pm »
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(

Now I may not be an expert, but I suspect that period-blood doesn't come out explosively, up the walls and all around :P

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2006, 06:43:03 pm »
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(

Now I may not be an expert, but I suspect that period-blood doesn't come out explosively, up the walls and all around :P

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2006, 06:57:25 pm »
Your dog imploded?
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2006, 07:20:38 pm »
You Canadians disgust me.

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2006, 07:29:11 pm »
hunting?

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2006, 07:30:35 pm »
I see a footprint of blood, so maybe someone cut their leg?
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2006, 08:07:00 pm »
I see a footprint of blood, so maybe someone cut their leg?
Or maybe he cut off someone else's leg.. and then stepped in their blood because of some weird canadian ritual.. And then walked through his house..

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2006, 08:24:09 pm »
By the way, in this picture, do you see the little ridge?  Well, the blood on the carpet was overflow from the blood that pooled on the tiles and overflowed onto the carpet.  Nice, eh?

I'll explain what happened when I get home, I'm at friend's right now.

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2006, 09:25:17 pm »
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
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