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Random pointless thought
« on: February 06, 2006, 11:55:25 pm »
So I was in the bathroom peeing.  Despite what my profile says, I stand up to do that.  I was also cleaning out my belly button, because fluff likes to gather there.  So I pulled out a piece of fluff and looked down.  From the angle I was on, it looked (a lot) like the pee was coming out of my belly button, and, just for a second, I thought I'd sprung a leak or something strange like that.  It was a weird feeling :)
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2006, 12:05:08 am »
Simply amazing!
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2006, 12:31:03 am »
yet not uncommon  :-X
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2006, 01:57:04 pm »
Umm..... That's lovely. :(
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2006, 03:11:24 pm »
I have a belly button lint collection on the side of my desk... No comment. :)
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2006, 03:36:13 pm »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! iago, it's comments like these that make you own even more! :)

Quote from: Blaze on February 07, 2006, 03:11:24 pm
I have a belly button lint collection on the side of my desk... No comment. :)

For known reasons, I don't doubt that's true.
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2006, 10:47:27 pm »
Quote from: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:55:25 pm
So I was in the bathroom peeing. Despite what my profile says, I stand up to do that. I was also cleaning out my belly button, because fluff likes to gather there. So I pulled out a piece of fluff and looked down. From the angle I was on, it looked (a lot) like the pee was coming out of my belly button, and, just for a second, I thought I'd sprung a leak or something strange like that. It was a weird feeling :)

I take it you have a protruding belly? :P
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2006, 11:24:31 pm »
WTF IAGO LOL.
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2006, 12:09:30 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 07, 2006, 03:36:13 pm
Quote from: Blaze on February 07, 2006, 03:11:24 pm
I have a belly button lint collection on the side of my desk... No comment. :)

For known reasons, I don't doubt that's true.

Hehe

People threw away my other one, which was bigger.  That one was started sometime in January.  The pencil is there for a scale. :P
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2006, 12:18:52 am »
Disgusting.
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2006, 12:23:01 am »
Never doubt my creativness...  :-*
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2006, 12:42:33 am »
Haha, I started saving lint for a couple weeks.  Then, when I was vacuuming, I decided to suck it up. 
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2006, 12:47:11 am »
Crazy Canadian and their belly button lint o_o
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2006, 06:20:59 am »
I don't think I have belly button lint?
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2006, 11:02:16 am »
I am way too skinny to get that! Oh well :)
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2006, 11:20:01 am »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 08, 2006, 06:20:59 am
I don't think I have belly button lint?

My studies have shown that it comes from a combination of having hair on the belly which traps fluff, and certain kinds of t-shirts (the white cotton ones, in my experience) that, as far as I can tell, shed fluff.  I've only noticed it since I've been wearing a t-shirt under my normal shirt. 
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2006, 01:28:46 am »
I've never found lint, only dirt...but thats only when i'm covered in mud or w/e.

I used to have a bad habit of playing with my belly button.  I now have an inny/outty kinda thing going on
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Re: Random pointless thought
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2006, 01:41:09 pm »
But did you find your penis? Find your penis, 10 dollars! (stewie)
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