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Offline Nate

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2006, 09:47:03 pm »
Your cat killed a mouse.  A mouse can have a pint or more of blood, it could happen.

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2006, 09:52:35 pm »
And managed to splatter the mouse all over? God damn, that's insane. I want iago's cat.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2006, 10:19:06 pm »
Haha... you shouldn't butcher live animals at your own home.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2006, 11:01:21 pm »
Your cat killed a mouse.  A mouse can have a pint or more of blood, it could happen.
There was much more than a pint spilled, I think. 


In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2006, 11:02:49 pm »
I thought you had a kitty o_o
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2006, 11:15:30 pm »
In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 

That makes me feel sad. :'(
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2006, 11:43:12 pm »
I thought you had a kitty o_o
We do.  We have a fat little kitty and a big dog (great dane).  They get along swell. 

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2006, 12:39:19 am »
We do.  We have a fat little kitty and a big dog (great dane).  They get along swell. 
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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2006, 02:06:04 am »
The blood would suggest otherwise  :P

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2006, 03:12:31 pm »
Oh, nobody died.  What a terrible episode of CSI.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2006, 03:35:03 pm »
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
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For some reason, I highly doubt this is the case.

Firstly, iago probably wouldn't be talking as lightheartedly as he is about it.  Secondly, the clues don't exactly agree with your situation.  The way the blood is splattered on the walls would make it impossible for it to be some cut on the arm.  If it was any bigger than a cut, there would be a lot more blood on the carpet.  Also, it wouldn't take that long for the blood to clot if it was a cut.  Bleeding stops (or at least stops -- unless it's a huge laceration) after a few minutes.

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2006, 12:20:08 am »
There was much more than a pint spilled, I think. 


In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 


What's peeing have to do with anything? Did you pee on your kitty's wounds?!

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2006, 12:22:21 am »
No, he got up from the computer/porn mags and noticed.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2006, 12:44:14 am »
No, he got up from the computer/porn mags and noticed.

Sleeping*, it was 2:30am.  And apparently my stepdad stayed up with her all night until 8am when they took her to the vet. 

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Re: You be the CSI!
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2006, 06:19:45 am »
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
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For some reason, I highly doubt this is the case.

I too highly doubt that is the case, but not because of some complicated technical response about blood splatter, but because iago told us what happened.