Wieners, Brats, Franks, we've got 'em all.
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends. There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
I have a belly button lint collection on the side of my desk... No comment.
So I was in the bathroom peeing. Despite what my profile says, I stand up to do that. I was also cleaning out my belly button, because fluff likes to gather there. So I pulled out a piece of fluff and looked down. From the angle I was on, it looked (a lot) like the pee was coming out of my belly button, and, just for a second, I thought I'd sprung a leak or something strange like that. It was a weird feeling
Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.
Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.
Quote from: Blaze on February 07, 2006, 03:11:24 pmI have a belly button lint collection on the side of my desk... No comment. For known reasons, I don't doubt that's true.