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I knew what you meant, by the way.
"All of two seconds" is a phrase that isn't supposed to be taken literally, if you didn't notice. It's effectively a hyperbole. Exaggerating a hyperbole should get you lynched.
fucking iagos Host. BAH I typed something to go along with that but I guess it didnt post on the forum. Let me re type it.
MLA format is basically re posting your thoughts over and over. You start off in your intro paragraph that lets the reader know what the Essay is going to be about. Then you give 3 specfic details about your said topic. Then 3 paragraphs going in detail about said specifs. Then a conclusion restating your thesis.
Bunch of bull shit if you ask me.