Author Topic: Confusious say: (expletive)  (Read 5590 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline GameSnake

  • News hound
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2937
    • View Profile
Confusious say: (expletive)
« on: February 12, 2006, 09:01:56 am »
A box of X-rated fortune cookies was mistakenly delivered to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politician...

Click here to read full story

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2006, 02:14:07 pm »
What's a confusious?

Haha, this is pretty funny though.

Offline Blaze

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7136
  • Canadian
    • View Profile
    • Maide
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2006, 03:58:49 pm »
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 04:08:58 pm »
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)

No, that was Confucius.  My secondary interests are math, philosophy and physics. ;)

I don't know what Confusious is. :)

Offline Blaze

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7136
  • Canadian
    • View Profile
    • Maide
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2006, 04:51:02 pm »
No, that was his split personallity.  He confused the hell out of everybody.  ;)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Offline GameSnake

  • News hound
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2937
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2006, 04:58:39 pm »
This was a children's fundraiser, I wonder how many of them are now scared for life.
Confusious say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2006, 05:18:22 pm »
This was a children's fundraiser, I wonder how many of them are now scared for life.
Confusious say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS? :(

Offline GameSnake

  • News hound
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2937
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2006, 05:22:35 pm »
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)
More specifically he lived in 300bc china and wrote many books with "sayings" and "wisdom" on life and such.

Offline Blaze

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7136
  • Canadian
    • View Profile
    • Maide
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2006, 05:29:25 pm »
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;

He's pointing out that they spelt his name wrong.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 05:44:46 pm »
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;
More specifically he lived in 300bc china and wrote many books with "sayings" and "wisdom" on life and such.

Are YOU seroius?  Look at how it's spelled.  You're spelling it incorrectly.  That's why I've been persisting it... I know who the hell Confucius was.  Like I said:

No, that was Confucius.  My secondary interests are math, philosophy and physics. ;)

Offline GameSnake

  • News hound
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2937
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2006, 06:44:05 pm »
...Ok... :P

Offline Joe

  • B&
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10319
  • In Soviet Russia, text read you!
    • View Profile
    • Github
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2006, 11:05:13 pm »
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2006, 11:06:45 pm »
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?

Offline Ergot

  • 吴立峰 ^_^ !
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3724
  • I steal bandwidth. p_o
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2006, 11:43:38 pm »
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?
A person who is confused about the spelling of Confucius.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Offline CrAz3D

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10184
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2006, 12:29:32 am »
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2006, 12:40:27 am »
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times

IT'S NOT FUNNY.  IT'S SAD. :'(

Offline CrAz3D

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10184
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2006, 12:56:32 am »
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times

IT'S NOT FUNNY.  IT'S SAD. :'(
Its funny because its sad

Offline deadly7

  • 42
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6496
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2006, 12:23:57 am »
Confucious say: YOU GO TO JAIL, Bad Boy
(two seperate links)
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Offline Joe

  • B&
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10319
  • In Soviet Russia, text read you!
    • View Profile
    • Github
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2006, 07:44:58 am »
He was a guy. He was funny, yet idiotic, I guess.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


Offline GameSnake

  • News hound
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2937
    • View Profile
Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2006, 01:18:09 pm »
Sounds kinda like myself according to some around here. :P