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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2006, 09:03:31 pm »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 14, 2006, 08:40:21 pm
haha iago put "u" instead of "you"

iago is a wannabe aoler.

Do you know how hard it is to cut cheese like that?  Jerk.  :P

Quote from: RoMi on February 14, 2006, 08:39:29 pm
So you gave up on networking and went to being a chef, cool.
I always said if something happens that I can't do computers, I'm going to be a gardener.  I hate being outside and flowers make me itchy, but damnit, that's my backup plan. 

Although being a chef would be pretty friggin' awesome.  :)
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2006, 09:04:37 pm »
Wow that looks awesome...
Quote from: RoMi on February 14, 2006, 08:39:29 pm
So you gave up on networking and went to being a chef, cool.
He can do both at the same time! "Your feeble attempt at gaining access has failed... would you like fries with that?"
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2006, 09:07:21 pm »
iago, that female friend had to have given you action for that pizza.  Seriously.
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2006, 10:09:38 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on February 14, 2006, 09:07:21 pm
iago, that female friend had to have given you action for that pizza.  Seriously.

I don't want action from her.  That's why she's a friend, not my girlfriend. 
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2006, 10:15:28 pm »
Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2006, 10:29:32 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on February 14, 2006, 10:15:28 pm
Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?
Maybe he's looking for true love and not lust and hormone-influenced loveless sex.
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2006, 11:00:20 pm »
iago's trying to get a girlfriend!... or... It's a smiley face with a star for an eye?
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2006, 11:48:24 pm »
I wish I could cook heart-shaped pizzas. ;[
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2006, 12:02:45 am »
Quote from: TeHFoOoL on February 14, 2006, 11:48:24 pm
I wish I could cook heart-shaped pizzas. ;[
I wish I could cook pizza-shaped hearts
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2006, 12:14:32 am »
Damn iago, you pass life. Congrats.
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2006, 08:14:45 am »
Quote from: GameSnake on February 14, 2006, 10:15:28 pm
Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.  She's one of my closest friends, and I don't ever intend to try and get her in bed. 
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2006, 09:17:54 am »
Quote from: iago on February 15, 2006, 08:14:45 am
Quote from: GameSnake on February 14, 2006, 10:15:28 pm
Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.  She's one of my closest friends, and I don't ever intend to try and get her in bed. 

What if she has the Flu :( ?
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2006, 10:57:30 am »
"Do you ever plan on getting laid" never suggested you'd bone her, just that asking if you EVER plan to get laid.
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2006, 11:06:57 am »
Nice one iago.  I decked out my girlfriends apartment with flowers while she was at work, then cooked her favorite meal (chicken alfredo, homemade style, none of that kit-crap), turned the lights down low, lit some candels and put bush on.  She got home right as I was pouring the champagne.
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Re: Happy Valintine's Day [late]
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2006, 01:10:08 pm »
Quote from: unTactical on February 15, 2006, 11:06:57 am
Nice one iago.  I decked out my girlfriends apartment with flowers while she was at work, then cooked her favorite meal (chicken alfredo, homemade style, none of that kit-crap), turned the lights down low, lit some candels and put bush on.  She got home right as I was pouring the champagne.

Bom-chica-bow-wow.
Quote from: iago on February 15, 2006, 08:14:45 am
In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.

Please explain.
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