Happy Valintine's Day [late]

[iago]

haha iago put "u" instead of "you"

iago is a wannabe aoler.

Do you know how hard it is to cut cheese like that?  Jerk. 

So you gave up on networking and went to being a chef, cool.

I always said if something happens that I can't do computers, I'm going to be a gardener.  I hate being outside and flowers make me itchy, but damnit, that's my backup plan. 

Although being a chef would be pretty friggin' awesome. 

[Ergot]

Wow that looks awesome...

So you gave up on networking and went to being a chef, cool.

He can do both at the same time! "Your feeble attempt at gaining access has failed... would you like fries with that?"

[deadly7]

iago, that female friend had to have given you action for that pizza.  Seriously.

[iago]

iago, that female friend had to have given you action for that pizza.  Seriously.

I don't want action from her.  That's why she's a friend, not my girlfriend. 

[GameSnake]

Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

[Ergot]

Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

Maybe he's looking for true love and not lust and hormone-influenced loveless sex.

[Blaze]

iago's trying to get a girlfriend!... or... It's a smiley face with a star for an eye?

[TeHFoOoL]

I wish I could cook heart-shaped pizzas. ;[

[Ergot]

I wish I could cook heart-shaped pizzas. ;[

I wish I could cook pizza-shaped hearts

[Warrior]

Damn iago, you pass life. Congrats.

[iago]

Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.  She's one of my closest friends, and I don't ever intend to try and get her in bed. 

[Ergot]

Do ya ever plan on gettin laid?

In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.  She's one of my closest friends, and I don't ever intend to try and get her in bed. 

What if she has the Flu ?

[GameSnake]

"Do you ever plan on getting laid" never suggested you'd bone her, just that asking if you EVER plan to get laid.

[Chavo]

Nice one iago.  I decked out my girlfriends apartment with flowers while she was at work, then cooked her favorite meal (chicken alfredo, homemade style, none of that kit-crap), turned the lights down low, lit some candels and put bush on.  She got home right as I was pouring the champagne.

[Blaze]

Nice one iago.  I decked out my girlfriends apartment with flowers while she was at work, then cooked her favorite meal (chicken alfredo, homemade style, none of that kit-crap), turned the lights down low, lit some candels and put bush on.  She got home right as I was pouring the champagne.

Bom-chica-bow-wow.

In case you didn't know, it's possible to have a close female friend without having sex with her.

Please explain.