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Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« on: February 24, 2006, 05:57:47 pm »
From Microsoft:

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Can I benchmark the Microsoft .NET Framework?

Yes. As per the licensing agreement customers can setup and run their own
benchmarks of the .NET framework for technical evaluation purposes. You may
not disclose the results of any benchmark test of the .NET Framework to any
external third party outside your organization without Microsoft's prior
written approval. You can e-mail benchnet@microsoft.com for more specific
details on obtaining this approval.

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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2006, 05:58:36 pm »
AHAHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!!
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2006, 06:17:10 pm »
That's just pathetic.  Let's hear Warrior's explanation for this.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 06:18:26 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on February 24, 2006, 06:17:10 pm
That's just pathetic.  Let's hear Warrior's explanation for this.

The explanation is simple: Microsoft is a privately owned company and they can do what they want. 
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2006, 08:01:22 pm »
wow who cares?
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2006, 09:35:56 pm »
Don't tell anybody how slow java is either.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2006, 09:44:10 pm »
Quote from: RoMi on February 24, 2006, 09:35:56 pm
Don't tell anybody how slow java is either.

Hahaha. My analysis teacher also teaches AP Computer Science and she was talking about how people should take it and this one kid was like "java is for losers learn a real langauge" and this other kid who is friends with kid1 was like "it's not? what's a good one?" and kid1 said "unix"

that reminded me of that. lolz.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2006, 09:56:52 pm »
They just don't want people saying that a certain release is slower, because it's not done.  Would you want people saying your unfinished product isn't going amazingly fast, before it's done?
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2006, 12:25:26 am »
Quote from: Blaze on February 24, 2006, 09:56:52 pm
They just don't want people saying that a certain release is slower, because it's not done.  Would you want people saying your unfinished product isn't going amazingly fast, before it's done?

Bam.

Additionally, they can do whatever they want. Let's all laugh at our favorite hero's misinterpretation of the GPLv3
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHROFLFOLOLOL.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2006, 12:34:24 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on February 25, 2006, 12:25:26 am
Additionally, they can do whatever they want. Let's all laugh at our favorite hero's misinterpretation of the GPLv3
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHROFLFOLOLOL.

Wow, you're a genius Warrior!  Oh, wait.  Nevermind:

Quote from: iago on February 24, 2006, 06:18:26 pm
The explanation is simple: Microsoft is a privately owned company and they can do what they want. 
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2006, 12:41:02 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 25, 2006, 12:34:24 am
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on February 25, 2006, 12:25:26 am
Additionally, they can do whatever they want. Let's all laugh at our favorite hero's misinterpretation of the GPLv3
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHROFLFOLOLOL.

Wow, you're a genius Warrior!  Oh, wait.  Nevermind:

Quote from: iago on February 24, 2006, 06:18:26 pm
The explanation is simple: Microsoft is a privately owned company and they can do what they want. 

Okay? Why do you think I said it? Put two and two together plz.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2006, 04:51:47 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on February 25, 2006, 12:41:02 am
Okay? Why do you think I said it? Put two and two together plz.

You said "additionally," meaning you were adding something to the thread.  It had already been said... :P
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2006, 10:06:56 am »
It was meant to be sorta "PS" to make iago mad ;)
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2006, 11:34:01 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on February 25, 2006, 10:06:56 am
It was meant to be sorta "PS" to make iago mad ;)

I don't see anything which would make me mad. 

Incidentally, I think that Blaze's reason sucks.  See, .NET IS a finished product.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2006, 12:04:18 pm »
Quote from: iago on February 25, 2006, 11:34:01 am
Incidentally, I think that Blaze's reason sucks.  See, .NET IS a finished product.

Hehe, yep.

I seriously found it humerous that you have to obtain a license to run benchmark tests on .NET.
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2006, 12:20:02 pm »
I think that is sorta odd, ah well
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Re: Don't tell anybody how fast .NET is!
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