Hahaha. This reminds me of why my uncle is wanted in the state of Ohio.
Him and his buddies used to work for this arcade back when they were ~17, and kids would stick in dollars for quarters. Apparently, the arcade did a lot of good business.
One night, they tied the ATM to a truck on the bed of it, and drove out of the store with it. About a few miles away on this deserted road, they pushed it OFF the moving truck (going 80mph or so) and about a
thousand of quarters shot out everywhere. You'd figure they'd steal it when it was empty of quarters, so they could collect the dollars... but no... this is my uncle's family. He's wanted in Ohio, another Uncle pushed a teacher out of a 2nd story window at school...
In total, they collected $250 or so. For 4 people.
They're now wanted in the state of Ohio and cannot return.