The REAL Best Book Ever

[deadly7]

He says, and I quote: HP5, Harry, and HP4.  Pretty big hints.

Not really.  HP only means printers to me, and Harry can be anything. 

You don't go to a class with a bunch of women that are obsessed with Harry Potter, then.

[iago]

You don't go to a class with a bunch of women that are obsessed with Harry Potter, then.

Nope, not at all. 

[Joe]

Canadians reading British books? Hah, that's a good one!

On a side note, the real best books are FOTR, TTT, and best of all, ROTK.

[iago]

Canadians reading British books? Hah, that's a good one!

On a side note, the real best books are FOTR, TTT, and best of all, ROTK.

Why do you abbreviate names like that?  Does it make you feel smart, or are you just lazy?

[Joe]

Both.

For those who have been living in a box for 70 years, the names are Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and Return of the King.

[iago]

Probably living in a box for the last 5 years would be more appropriate.  The books weren't particularily mainstream until they were made into modern movies.  Even then, can't you just say "Lord of the Rings"? 

[deadly7]

Agreed.  Abbreviating on the internet is stupid.  You're not going to die in the two seconds it takes to type out Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return Of The King.