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Offline deadly7

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Go Norton!
« on: March 16, 2006, 11:26:31 pm »
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 11:28:20 pm »
Do it again :)! They're making the internet safer and more intelligent.
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 11:28:32 pm »
HAHA.

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Last Friday an error in McAfee's virus definition file caused the company's consumer and enterprise antivirus products to flag Microsoft's Excel, as well as other applications on users' PCs, as a virus called W95/CTX.
You mean M$ Office is actually safe?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 11:28:58 pm »
-.- If you use AOL you need to /uninstall life.
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 11:42:44 pm »
Quote from: Joe on March 16, 2006, 11:28:32 pm
HAHA.

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Last Friday an error in McAfee's virus definition file caused the company's consumer and enterprise antivirus products to flag Microsoft's Excel, as well as other applications on users' PCs, as a virus called W95/CTX.
You mean M$ Office is actually safe?

How in the hell can an office application possibly be unsafe? If anything the malicious user would already need access to your computer and if he has that I doubt he will waste time trying to screw up your office..

Either back up your dumb claims or quit posting stupid ish.
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 11:50:59 pm »
It was for the best that Norton protected us from the AOL users.
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 07:56:29 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on March 16, 2006, 11:42:44 pm
Quote from: Joe on March 16, 2006, 11:28:32 pm
HAHA.

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Last Friday an error in McAfee's virus definition file caused the company's consumer and enterprise antivirus products to flag Microsoft's Excel, as well as other applications on users' PCs, as a virus called W95/CTX.
You mean M$ Office is actually safe?

How in the hell can an office application possibly be unsafe? If anything the malicious user would already need access to your computer and if he has that I doubt he will waste time trying to screw up your office..

Either back up your dumb claims or quit posting stupid ish.

It brainwashes you. I've never used it and I'm only half as stupid as people who have like Goldraptor. =p
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 09:00:26 am »
Hah. Brilliant.
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2006, 09:21:48 am »
McAfee made a very similar blunder this week, deleting some Windows system files :)
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2006, 04:19:56 pm »
Quote from: Joe on March 17, 2006, 07:56:29 am
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on March 16, 2006, 11:42:44 pm
Quote from: Joe on March 16, 2006, 11:28:32 pm
HAHA.

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Last Friday an error in McAfee's virus definition file caused the company's consumer and enterprise antivirus products to flag Microsoft's Excel, as well as other applications on users' PCs, as a virus called W95/CTX.
You mean M$ Office is actually safe?

How in the hell can an office application possibly be unsafe? If anything the malicious user would already need access to your computer and if he has that I doubt he will waste time trying to screw up your office..

Either back up your dumb claims or quit posting stupid ish.

It brainwashes you. I've never used it and I'm only half as stupid as people who have like Goldraptor. =p

That is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read, and I have read the patriot act.
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2006, 04:56:02 pm »
Ever read George Bush's autobiography?
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2006, 05:23:27 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on March 17, 2006, 04:19:56 pm
That is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read, and I have read the patriot act.
Stop getting mad at things that are clearly jokes.  If it really bothers you, take it to another thread or to PMs. 
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Re: Go Norton!
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2006, 05:47:11 pm »
Ironic. Maybe when he stops chronicly posting idiotic things I'll lighten up.
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