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Offline Feanor

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April Fools Jokes
« on: March 31, 2006, 10:40:41 pm »
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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 09:17:47 am »

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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2006, 11:46:23 am »

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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2006, 12:37:22 pm »
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling


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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2006, 02:47:09 pm »
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130
LOL
LOLO
LOLOL
I love the onion!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2006, 05:15:19 pm »
- Newby
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: April Fools Jokes
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2006, 12:18:53 am »