First, a second or third generation iPod.
Second, a laptop. I don't care how good it is, as long as it will run Linux + X decently. I guess the specs would be something along the lines of 400MHz processor, 128 (64 is acceptable) MB of RAM, 20ish GB HD, etc. It's not for gaming, it'd be more for taking projects between home and school (and, of course, working on them).
I don't have any money, but if the price is reasonable (up to 200 dollars for the laptop, 100 for the iPod), I'm sure I can get it out of my parents easily.
Thanks in advance.