A young man was going to supper tonight to meet his girlfriends parents, deciding on going "hey i need to impress them" he went and bought a harley all chromed to hell, he asked the salesman "how do i kep the chrome from scarring and rusting", Rub some vaseline on it and it'll shine great.
So on the way to his girlfriends parents house she told him "whoever speaks at the table has to do dishes" so he nodded going "cant be that bad", they arrive at the house and they walk inside and the guy thinks to himself. OH MY MOTHER OF GOD THERE ARE SO MANY DISHES, there are dishes upon dishes stacked here. So they get to dinner and start eating and none of the family looks at each other all are down concentrating on the food. so finally the guy starts playing footsie with his girlfriend and hes like "lets see how far we can take this" throws her on the table and starts fucking the shit out of her.No one says a thing, He sat back down and goes hm i can take this farther, grabs his girlfriends mom starts to rail her on the table gets done and no one said a thing and he thinks to himself, "how could i get this going any farther" He hears some thunder and sees it start to rain so he grabs his bottle of vaseline out of his pocket and all of the sudden the father jumps up screaming FUCK IT I'LL DO THE DISHES.
