An unusual defense indeed

[GameSnake]

Man denies lewdness, claiming missing part

"Joseph "Donald" Scordato offered a rare defense when Ridgewood police charged him with masturbating in public."

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[iago]

That's illegal?  Oh shit! 

[Sidoh]

That's illegal?  Oh shit! 

ROFL!!!!

[CrAz3D]

"There is no information that would lead us to think that he is missing any body parts that men his age typically have," Calviello said.

Lol+why don't they check?

[Newby]

That's illegal?  Oh shit! 

* Newby laughs on the inside and wants to review some AIM logs we've had.

* Newby plans on sending iago to jail! :p

Haha, after reading that article that reminds me of a story my friend told me. He told me his friend was walking out of the movies and noticed some old man in his car with the window down. The old man said 'can you hand me those napkins?' and he pointed to the passenger's seat (which had napkins?) so he did, and when he looked over to hand him the napkins the old man's pants were down and he had an erect penis, and apparently he had made a mess on the steering wheel.

[TeHFoOoL]

That's illegal?  Oh shit! 

* Newby laughs on the inside and wants to review some AIM logs we've had.

* Newby plans on sending iago to jail! :p

Haha, after reading that article that reminds me of a story my friend told me. He told me his friend was walking out of the movies and noticed some old man in his car with the window down. The old man said 'can you hand me those napkins?' and he pointed to the passenger's seat (which had napkins?) so he did, and when he looked over to hand him the napkins the old man's pants were down and he had an erect penis, and apparently he had made a mess on the steering wheel.

Who the fuck told you that story? Gnaystin?!?

[Towelie]

That's illegal?  Oh shit! 

* Newby laughs on the inside and wants to review some AIM logs we've had.

* Newby plans on sending iago to jail! :p

Haha, after reading that article that reminds me of a story my friend told me. He told me his friend was walking out of the movies and noticed some old man in his car with the window down. The old man said 'can you hand me those napkins?' and he pointed to the passenger's seat (which had napkins?) so he did, and when he looked over to hand him the napkins the old man's pants were down and he had an erect penis, and apparently he had made a mess on the steering wheel.

I remember some of those stories.... I miss those!