Nice idea, but what in the hell are you reading?
"Eventually, the cow would be found. It was that much of a page-turner. Of course, some suspense was lent by the fact that all other animals were prsented in some way that could have confused a kitten, who perhaps had been raised in a darkened room. The horse was standing in front of a hatstand, as they so often did , and the hipo was eating at a trough against which an upturned pitch...."
Wtf?