When you finally get done messing with VB and realize Linux is better
I wasn't aware that Linux was a programming language.
VB is a programming language and Linux is a platform that doesn't support it. There isn't a problem there.
Perhaps not if he would have worded it that way, but he didn't. You did.
Anyways, my current Linux skill level aside, setting your computer up to use a static IP address is no difficult task, definately not a task requiring a tutorial to be made. IIRC, it's done through /etc/sysconfig/network/, but I may be mistaken.