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Wikipedia Cows
« on: April 15, 2006, 10:42:01 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/ASCII_cows

EDIT -
          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 10:59:24 pm »
HAHA!

        (__)                     (__)                    __)
          (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
   /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |  O  ||               * ||----||
 *  ||----||                 ||    ||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
 (W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.



          (__)
          (dd)                                          .
   /-------\/
  / |     ||                         U                      .
 *  ||----||                     /---V                         .
    ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
 Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
 Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.


Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.



                                (__)
                              __(oo)
          (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
          milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
   /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
  / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
 *  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
    ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
 Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
 Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2006, 04:59:23 pm »
LOL

I just sent that to a friend who is quite into cows
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 05:59:46 pm »
HOLY CRAP, that page is HUGE!

edit:
« Last Edit: April 16, 2006, 06:14:52 pm by Blaze »
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2006, 06:23:25 pm »
ROFL!
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2006, 06:50:37 pm »
Someone link the iagi to this.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2006, 11:12:02 pm »
Quote from: Joe on April 16, 2006, 06:50:37 pm
Someone link the iagi to this.

"iagi"... Sidoh, what you have you told him!

btw, I made that wtf was that image.  :)
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2006, 11:13:33 pm »
http://www.sidoh.org/iagi

p_o

It is unfinished!
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2006, 10:46:03 am »
Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2006, 06:54:51 pm »
...It says "homosexual" right next to it.  What're the chances it's safe for work/school?
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2006, 03:28:44 pm »
Quote from: Joe on April 17, 2006, 10:46:03 am
Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).

What deadly said.
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm »
Ok, this is really, really late, but I don't normally read this forum and just saw this thread now and had to comment.

Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 


Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2006, 07:22:57 pm »
The bird's name is E (the letter's name's sound) Ah ("agh!!", The Canadians are coming!) go, isn't it? Of course, you're not named after iago from Alladin, but whatever. :P

I needed a laugh and after Wikipedia Deer I remembered this. :)
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2006, 07:54:16 pm »
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 

I know.  I did it on purpose. :P
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2006, 08:47:35 pm »
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P
I think the better question is why are you stalking Joe?  Why would anyone want to stalk Joe?
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2006, 09:39:14 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on October 17, 2006, 07:54:16 pm
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 

I know.  I did it on purpose. :P
Ok, good!  But you might give people the wrong impression, so *smack*

Quote from: unTactical on October 17, 2006, 08:47:35 pm
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P
I think the better question is why are you stalking Joe?  Why would anyone want to stalk Joe?
There were like 7 people at once viewing one of my threads, so I was curious where everybody else was :P
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Re: Wikipedia Cows
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2006, 03:19:41 pm »
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 pm
Ok, this is really, really late, but I don't normally read this forum and just saw this thread now and had to comment.

Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 


Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P

Shakespear himself once told me it was pronounced "eye - A (like Apple or Gnat) - go". 

Unless you are named after that damn bird from Aladdin.
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