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El Imigrante!
« on: April 21, 2006, 06:37:26 pm »
http://ericbarch.com/arcade/immigration.php

You play the role of a Mexican immigrating to the United States. You basically have to be Speedy Gonzales with a bike and outrun the cops as long as possible, scoring points the longer you last.

HINT:
Rocks = ramps.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: El Emigrante!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 07:21:02 pm »
1525! Pwn.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: El Emigrante!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 07:37:56 pm »
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 12:42:03 am »
How the hell is this roflcopter?
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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2006, 03:00:50 am »
Quote from: deadly7 on April 22, 2006, 12:42:03 am
How the hell is this roflcopter?
In Joe's mind... it's funny.
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 06:38:21 pm »
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2006, 11:15:46 pm »
Joe, I want to fucking kill you right now.
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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2006, 11:28:59 pm »
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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: El Imigrante!
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2006, 07:33:52 pm »
Quote from: xex on April 22, 2006, 11:15:46 pm
Joe, I want to fucking kill you right now.

Why a nice lynching would do nice :)
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