I'm going to be working for a small local company doing PHP/MySQL development. The name isn't important, because you've never heard of it and I don't want them to find this with Google.
38k/year (works out to $18.30/hour, I think), full benefits, 3 weeks vacation. Not too bad for a starting job. I'll instantly save $1250 on my wisdom teeth and $135 on contacts, so it's already a good thing.
It seems like fun, too. He says the first project I get to work on will be related to security, because he knows that's what I'm into. I don't know any details yet, but I'm sure it'll be fun.
Oh yeah, and it's a nice bikeride from home.