This has been posted before, I think by iago. It's the epitome of satire. I mean...
Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
Seriously, what the fuck? It's called puberty, and if you didn't exhibit that when you were young then you're kinda screwed in life (I'm surprised, in that case, you were able to have a son in the first place). If you DID experience that, then you must be a hacker.