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Offline raylu

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Are you a hacker??
« on: April 29, 2006, 01:15:00 am »
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 01:19:11 am »
Everything but 10. :O I am a hacker ph33r @_@
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 03:21:16 pm »
The funny thing is, most of those pertain to people who are not hackers :P
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 03:43:54 pm »
This is clearly a joke ...

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Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.

I've never talked to someone that stupid.  It'd be even more surprising to find someone who was confident enough in their beliefs to publish something like this in a serious tone.

You're exposed to more EM radiation by going outside than you are by staring at monitors for equal amounts of time (especially LCD's :P).
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 03:49:18 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on April 29, 2006, 03:43:54 pm
This is clearly a joke ...

No it's not. I use Lunix.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 03:51:53 pm »
This has been posted before, I think by iago. It's the epitome of satire. I mean...

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Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

Seriously, what the fuck? It's called puberty, and if you didn't exhibit that when you were young then you're kinda screwed in life (I'm surprised, in that case, you were able to have a son in the first place). If you DID experience that, then you must be a hacker.
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 05:07:04 pm »
This is like >= 5 years old :O
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 06:23:26 pm »
Old = bad?

And yes...I kinda figured out it was a joke halfway through reading it...
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 pm »
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 08:27:40 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 pm
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

I wanted to vote in that poll... :(
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 10:14:15 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 pm
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

Haha, I didn't see that.
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Re: Are you a hacker??
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2006, 12:00:28 am »
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I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children.

Keep it in the pants.
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