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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2006, 06:59:14 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2006, 07:19:07 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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English Prof Turns Exam Grading into Drinking Game

Or did I miss the joke? O_o

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“I should have taken that library job and given up on trying to teach these fucktards about topic sentences.”

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2006, 07:21:43 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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English Prof Turns Exam Grading into Drinking Game

Or did I miss the joke? O_o

This was my favorite part:

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“I should have taken that library job and given up on trying to teach these fucktards about topic sentences.”
Oh, shoot, I should have pointed out the topic title. "I wish I could grade paper" It was just a silly not-depressed-key, and I thought it was humerous.

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2006, 08:41:18 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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English Prof Turns Exam Grading into Drinking Game

Or did I miss the joke? O_o

This was my favorite part:

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“I should have taken that library job and given up on trying to teach these fucktards about topic sentences.”
Oh, shoot, I should have pointed out the topic title. "I wish I could grade paper" It was just a silly not-depressed-key, and I thought it was humerous.
back off yous...maybe Is alreadys started them graiiiin ppapers

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2006, 09:33:45 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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English Prof Turns Exam Grading into Drinking Game

Or did I miss the joke? O_o

This was my favorite part:

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“I should have taken that library job and given up on trying to teach these fucktards about topic sentences.”
Oh, shoot, I should have pointed out the topic title. "I wish I could grade paper" It was just a silly not-depressed-key, and I thought it was humerous.
back off yous...maybe Is alreadys started them graiiiin ppapers
Hahaa, I'll bet!
You know, drinking in private is a warning sign of alcoholism!

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2006, 09:52:29 pm »
I'd like to reiterate what was previously said in the article:

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Why is "Stephen Colbert" written in white text after this article?....
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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2006, 09:54:58 pm »
Hopefully they're not english papers. ;) <3

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English Prof Turns Exam Grading into Drinking Game

Or did I miss the joke? O_o

This was my favorite part:

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“I should have taken that library job and given up on trying to teach these fucktards about topic sentences.”
Oh, shoot, I should have pointed out the topic title. "I wish I could grade paper" It was just a silly not-depressed-key, and I thought it was humerous.
back off yous...maybe Is alreadys started them graiiiin ppapers
Hahaa, I'll bet!
You know, drinking in private is a warning sign of alcoholism!

I only grade papers with friends

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2006, 07:03:53 pm »
This is not a real story, just a repost of Steven Colbear's show on the internet, I already saw this. Quite funny still. :)

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2006, 08:14:01 pm »
This is not a real story, just a repost of Steven Colbear's show on the internet, I already saw this. Quite funny still. :)
You're pretty swift, Gmaesnake. ;)

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Re: I wish I could grade paper
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2006, 08:37:01 am »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...