everyone loves sigafoo

[sigafoo]

it's true
and if you don't love me
well give it time
because sigafoo is like butter
i'm laid on things hot
and you my friend are hot

worst start to one of these right?
right, so many of you sb-ians shall know me from there
for those who don't
i am teh sigafoo. I am 18 [almost 19] goto uwplatteville
i know c++, vb6, java, javascript
none of them i know great, but i'm pretty good with most
of course i am a gamer, mainly pc [like the cool kids do]
i usually play half-life 1/2 mods
but i also play other games as well
i do some magic, but mostly just for friends [card magic]
i picked that up this year, and i am also a standup comedian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HownmyQP_D0
is a link to one of my standup videos.
Another comedian has offered me to open for him this summer
and i plan to do as many shows as i can this summer.
i've been known to own/pwn people on forums
and then possible ridicule them on tape
so watch out for teh sigafoo
my written english is pretty bad, deal with it

i think that's it
myspace.com/sigafoo
for anyone who does the myspace as well

....cheers

[Sidoh]

aka ChronicXxXXXxXXXXXXX guy on AIM?

Quick question: why do you insert line breaks at seemingly arbitrary points in your posts?

[Super_X]

I think he's semi-used to AIM type convos. But, oh well.

I know Sigaphoo, he are teh funnie some times. He used to make videos that where edited poorly and posted on StealthBot.net. It was great. <33 Hai, Siga!

[dark_drake]

I've never met someone called everyone, so he could be anyone or noone.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'm me and welcome to my forums.

[Sidoh]

I've never met someone called everyone, so he could be anyone or noone.

Haha.  What if you haven't met him yet? >_>

[dark_drake]

Haha.  What if you haven't met him yet? >_>

Then he's a noone to me.

Everyone I've ever met was a noone at one time.  All the people I've met are now someones.

[Sidoh]

Then he's a noone to me.

Everyone I've ever met was a noone at one time.  All the people I've met are now someones.

Valedictorian ...
34 ACT ...
4.0+ all throughout high school ...

Yet you've failed 3 times in a row to place a space between "no" and "one."

I love you.

[dark_drake]

Valedictorian ...
31 ACT ...
4.0+ all throughout high school ...

Yet you've failed 3 times in a row to place a space between "no" and "one."

I love you.

Hello, Mr. Nazi, can I call you Grammar?

[Sidoh]

Hello, Mr. Nazi, can I call you Grammar?

Sure.

[dark_drake]

Sure.

This brings tears to my eyes.

[Sidoh]

This brings tears to my eyes.

Got an issue?  Here's a tissue!

<_<

[dark_drake]

Got an issue?  Here's a tissue!

God bless you.

[MyndFyre]

This brings tears to my eyes.

Got an issue?  Here's a tissue!

<_<

That is not funny. 

[rabbit]

Siga, learn to type and then maybe somebody will care.

[Newby]

Welcome!

[sigafoo]

Siga, learn to type and then maybe somebody will care.

hey rabbit, learn to step the fuck off
because i ain't going to take your shit


i do all the random line breaks because that's just how i type
i probably picked it up from writting my daily blog
i do line breaks in there for a nice look and to break it up.
i'm not going to lie, i don't think i've ever been to a place.... online
where people are so picky about grammer and such.

[Sidoh]

OMG YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE "i"! SLANDER!!

[Joe]

Hi Derek..



EDIT -
If you want to make them shut up, tell them (in proper grammar and capitalization) to GTFA. It worked for my girlfriend. Now she can type however she wants without getting picked on. =)

[sigafoo]

Hi Derek..



EDIT -
If you want to make them shut up, tell them (in proper grammar and capitalization) to GTFA. It worked for my girlfriend. Now she can type however she wants without getting picked on. =)

:] i haven't seen the bunny picture for a while
or someone who actually knows where to find it

[AntiVirus]

Welcome to the forums!

What is a sigafoo?

[CrAz3D]

Joe, your girl is still here/with you?

[sigafoo]

Welcome to the forums!

What is a sigafoo?

sigafoo is not a substance
sigafoo is not something that can be obtained
To answer the question of "What is a sigafoo" would be sigafoo
sigafoo is everything and nothing
sigafoo is godly
and god damn does sigafoo get the ladies
if sigafoo was a constant variable in java it could not be equaled to anything,
because it's better than everything else, nothing can be equal to it
int coolKids = sigafoo; would crash

i think that answers your question

[AntiVirus]

So you just put letters together?  Interesting.

[Joe]

My girl is at her dads house for the week. Then her moms house, dads, moms.. you should get it by now. Her dad is pretty much anti-socalising (sp?) so she can't talk to me. I don't think she reads the forums anymore, but eh.

@sigafoo: www.stealthbot.net/april1

[deadly7]

HI DEREK I LUB U

[Newby]

tell them (in proper grammar and capitalization) to GTFA. It worked for my girlfriend.

That was your girlfriend?

Hahahahah, joe dates a goth. Hahahahahaha.

[Joe]

Of course I do. Why the hell else would she be saying that she loves me? If you can't tell soley from the fact that I visit this forum on a daily basis, I don't have too many girls following me around to technical forums and hitting on me. =p

[rabbit]

Siga, learn to type and then maybe somebody will care.

hey rabbit, learn to step the fuck off
because i ain't going to take your shit


i do all the random line breaks because that's just how i type
i probably picked it up from writting my daily blog
i do line breaks in there for a nice look and to break it up.
i'm not going to lie, i don't think i've ever been to a place.... online
where people are so picky about grammer and such.

Annoying members generally isn't a good thing.  Topaz tried it and got banned. Joe tried it and got kicked out.  Topaz did it again, and got banned again.  I suggest you take this as a first warning.

[MyndFyre]

If you want to make them shut up, tell them (in proper grammar and capitalization) to GTFA. It worked for my girlfriend. Now she can type however she wants without getting picked on. =)

Yeah right.  She left crying because she needed to cut herself.  I don't think she's been back.

[xex]

Joe has a girl? wtf happened.

[Blaze]

Joe has a girl? wtf happened.

She's Emo. 

[MyndFyre]

Joe has a girl? wtf happened.

She's Emo. 

She's goth, get it right.  Emo's just a cheap imitation.   

[Joe]

Joe happened man.

[Newby]

Joe happened man.

More like all that God worshipping almost paid off. You got a girl, just one who's messed up.

[xex]

Joe happened man.

More like all that God worshipping almost paid off. You got a girl, just one who's messed up.

Hold up, I'm confuse, goth as in gothic right? So Joe's dating someone who's whorship the Satan, is this allowed in the bible?

[Newby]

Apparently so. Otherwise Joe would have dumped her.

Maybe he's trying to convert her...

[sigafoo]

Joe has a girl? wtf happened.

She's Emo. 

shhh i'm emo too
but not so much as i use to be
but i still am
shhhh
it's okay

[Sidoh]

Emos are life's little failures.

[CrAz3D]

WHOO, as much as I'm laughing....poor Joe

[sigafoo]

Emos are life's little failures.

it's funny because it's true
"i wish my lawn was emo, then it'd cut it self."

oh boy have i heard them all
it comes with being online and being emo
it's funny, no one likes emo's
not even other emo's
they just hate each other
which makes them even more emo
being all lonely and such
well i think i'm going to go write poetry about being lonely in my lj

[Sidoh]

"i wish my lawn was emo, then it'd cut it self."

OMG HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A HAH AHA HAH A

[Joe]

My girlfriend is Christian.

[Newby]

Damn liar. You said she registered here, and the one that registered here was a Goth.

[Sidoh]

Damn liar. You said she registered here, and the one that registered here was a Goth.

Goth has become a lifestyle; it no longer constitutes a religion.

Typical Goth: "No one understands me! "

[ZeroX]

Hi Derek.

Glad to see you come down to x86. A word of advise though. This forum isnt stealthbot.net Please no posting of Fat Naked chicks and Telling members to step the fuck off.

Other then that welcome and call me sometime <3

[AntiVirus]

Gothic now adays doesn't mean that they worship Satan..  It just mean they are misunderstood and wear black all the time.  It's more of a fashion statement then a relgion.

[sigafoo]

Hi Derek.

Glad to see you come down to x86. A word of advise though. This forum isnt stealthbot.net Please no posting of Fat Naked chicks and Telling members to step the fuck off.

Other then that welcome and call me sometime <3

Yeah, i hope this place will be my new forum
it seems pretty cool, except for one of the members
and i'm not going to lie, i'd rather tell someone to ''step the fuck off''
and get banned, then have his [explicted] say whatever he wants
but that's just me. I don't take shit, go figure.
Anyway, i shall try posting on the off topic forum soon
right now i'm just trying to get to know the forums, read post
post a little, but mostly just get adjusted...
"Is this your first time?"
"yeah..."
"alright baby, i'll take it slow."

...
i think i'll just leave it at that.

note that i censored myself, since name calling would of got me no where.

[rabbit]

Yet you still blatantly did it instead of removing the insult entirely.

[Joe]

Because he doesn't feel the need to sugar coat himself while telling you to act civilized?

[MyndFyre]

Because he doesn't feel the need to sugar coat himself while telling you to act civilized?

Or, he misses completely the fact that he looks like a total dumbass.  I've seen it before.  It's never pretty:

[xex]

Because he doesn't feel the need to sugar coat himself while telling you to act civilized?

Or, he misses completely the fact that he looks like a total dumbass.  I've seen it before.  It's never pretty:

I'm REALLY curious, does Joe really look like that?

[CrAz3D]

Because he doesn't feel the need to sugar coat himself while telling you to act civilized?

Or, he misses completely the fact that he looks like a total dumbass.  I've seen it before.  It's never pretty:

Such ownage...
Even more so than I got in a phone call today





xex, yeah, that is Joe

[Sidoh]

My hair is better than Joe's hair!

Check out the lyrics for A Perfect Circle - What's Goin' On?  :

Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong,


Oh, but who are they to judge us?,


Simply because our hair is long,


Oh, you know we've got to find a way,


To bring some understanding here today, Oh

[xex]

Oh, now I know why he acts like he does.

That explains everything!

[Joe]

Yes, indeed, that WAS me. Like 3 months ago. My hair is about a millimeter long right now (no joke).

[Sidoh]

I retract my previous post.

I will now judge you, simply because you hair is short.

[Joe]

NON BUT THE LORD MAY JUDGE ME, SATAN!

<3 sidoh.

[Sidoh]

NON BUT THE LORD MAY JUDGE ME, SATAN!

I judge who I wish.  You don't have to accept the judgements, but that choice is available to all who encounter it.  kthx.

[sigafoo]

i'm not going to lie
i'm a person who judges very fast
personally i don't think there's much wrong with judging
AS LONG as you keep an open mind that you could be wrong
9 out of 10 times my judge of the person will be right
and the few times i'm wrong it doesn't really make a difference anyway
I don't really treat people bad who don't treat me bad
no matter what i judge them
unlike some people


but that's just my two cents

[Blaze]

I like sigafoo as a whole, but I
 hate sigafoos
 post for their terrible
structure.





thanks.

[Super_X]

Gothic now adays doesn't mean that they worship Satan..  It just mean they are misunderstood and wear black all the time.  It's more of a fashion statement then a relgion.

"Gothic" doesn't really mean "worships Satan" and it never did, how else would there be a whole "Gothic" archatecture thing?  Gothic just basically means: tall, over powering-ly dark colored with bold, black lines.

[sigafoo]

why do people hate line breaks so much
it just doesn't make any sense to me.

they don't hate you!

[deadly7]

They're really hard to read.  At least don't do it erratically and in the middle of sentences.
Something like this would be fine.
While, something like
this would be
annoying to read
a lot.

[Sidoh]

i don't know
i kind of like it guys
it gives it a really strange sense of
getting something done
i dont know what it is
but it must be there

...

Who am I kidding?  It sucks.

[sigafoo]

eh? i'll try to stop.... i almost did it there. I think it's just because the boxes here are soooooooo long, and then i feel like i have to go the whole way across. And when i look at a page, i don't like sentences that stretch realllllyyyyy far across the screen. It just makes me not want to read them. So by cutting them up into nice segments, it's better for me... subconiously.

And that's the end of that story.

can you tell it's 1am when i wrote this?

cheers

[Sidoh]

eh? i'll try to stop.... i almost did it there. I think it's just because the boxes here are soooooooo long, and then i feel like i have to go the whole way across. And when i look at a page, i don't like sentences that stretch realllllyyyyy far across the screen. It just makes me not want to read them. So by cutting them up into nice segments, it's better for me... subconiously.

And that's the end of that story.

can you tell it's 1am when i wrote this?

cheers

I was really just kidding.

[sigafoo]

eh? i'll try to stop.... i almost did it there. I think it's just because the boxes here are soooooooo long, and then i feel like i have to go the whole way across. And when i look at a page, i don't like sentences that stretch realllllyyyyy far across the screen. It just makes me not want to read them. So by cutting them up into nice segments, it's better for me... subconiously.

And that's the end of that story.

can you tell it's 1am when i wrote this?

cheers

eh? It's to late, i'm going to try and kick the habit. I've realized I don't really do it at sb.net, because the boxes are so short, but i do, do it in my blog, so idk.
we'll see how it works out

I was really just kidding.

[rabbit]

Gothic now adays doesn't mean that they worship Satan..  It just mean they are misunderstood and wear black all the time.  It's more of a fashion statement then a relgion.

"Gothic" doesn't really mean "worships Satan" and it never did, how else would there be a whole "Gothic" archatecture thing?  Gothic just basically means: tall, over powering-ly dark colored with bold, black lines.

Gothic architecture and gothic people are completely different.  Gothic architecture is about elegant, light, open structures, whereas gothic people are about pale skin, black hair & leather, tatoos, piercings, and vampire fangs.

[dark_drake]

NON BUT THE LORD MAY JUDGE ME, SATAN!

I judge who I wish.  You don't have to accept the judgements, but that choice is available to all who encounter it.  kthx.

"Let He who is without sin cast the first stone."  Where did you want the rocks delivered?

[Sidoh]

"Let He who is without sin cast the first stone."  Where did you want the rocks delivered?

Joe's house.  I can't open wormholes big enough to fit crates of stones through quite yet.

[Joe]

Considering that Jesus didn't stone the man, I'd return the rocks to the quary if I were you.

[Sidoh]

Considering that Jesus didn't stone the man, I'd return the rocks to the quary if I were you.

I was actually going to use them to redo the landscaping around your house, but if that's what you want, who am I to agrue?

[Joe]

My landscaping is under construction as is anyhow, but I don't see where I could use a large ammount of small-sized rocks, so yeah, I don't need them.

[Sidoh]

My landscaping is under construction as is anyhow, but I don't see where I could use a large ammount of small-sized rocks, so yeah, I don't need them.

Who said anything about small-sized rocks?  These things are fucking bolders.

Do you have bolders in your landscape?

Yeah.  Didn't think so.

[Joe]

In that case, you know my address.

[CrAz3D]

people here use big & little rocks alot for landscaping, saves on water...

[Mythix]

I like to put rocks in peoples shoes to balance the ones out in their head. I'm special.