I'm sorry, but I concur with Newby in the mindset that you are indeed lying.
He could get more action than me. Last year (we were freshmen) he got asked out by a varsity cheerleader and he turned her down.
That's why I laugh at him "talking to girls" so eh?
NEVER!
No straight man could do that
I think we all realize the implications of that. When I was in high school, the varsity cheerleaders were pretty fucking hot. Course now that I've been to ASU, high school cheerleaders look like underdeveloped skanks. But that's just a matter of relativism.
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The fucking plane crashes. Not all that much to say, really. That's like giving away spoilers to fucking "Passion of the christ" Chances are we know how it ends.
Did you see that episode of
Family Guy where Peter decided that if he was in the movie he'd have done something about the beatings. "Oww, oww, oww hey hey hey stop it. Stop it." "Okay." "Okay?" "Okay."