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Offline SlamBliss

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« on: May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 pm »
Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 pm »
I hate you, stop following me!
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 pm »
whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 pm »
Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.


You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 pm »
OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
That's deadly7, he likes talking.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 am »
We know.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm »
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 pm »
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
Loser.


;)
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 am »
Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 pm
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2006, 01:33:52 am »
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 am
Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 pm
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
And the 'I'; What now, beotch.
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Offline SlamBliss

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2006, 06:39:22 am »
Quote from: Super_X on May 18, 2006, 01:33:52 am
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 am
Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 pm
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
And the 'I'; What now, beotch.

I isn't in Anthony, oh x_super.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 am »
Tony > SuperX.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2006, 12:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Joe on May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 am
Tony > SuperX.

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mysql> SELECT name, leetness FROM world WHERE leetness < 0;

name     |   leetness      |
Joe      |   -2147483648   |

1 record(s) returned.

mysql>
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2006, 01:14:40 pm »
MYNDFYRE IS A JOCK.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2006, 03:04:22 pm »
Hello Slam.  Welcome to the forums!!

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Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2006, 03:36:45 pm »
Quote from: MyndFyre[x86] on May 18, 2006, 12:05:31 pm
Quote from: Joe on May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 am
Tony > SuperX.

Code: [Select]
mysql> SELECT name, leetness FROM world WHERE leetness < 0;

name     |   leetness      |
Joe      |   -2147483648   |

1 record(s) returned.

mysql>

ROFL
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2006, 06:00:37 pm »
As mean as that was, MyndFyre, I agree with Sidoh. =)
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 am »
Welcome to the jungle....
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2006, 11:18:55 pm »
Slambliss doesn't know me, but I know him.  Welcome.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2006, 01:05:54 am »
Quote from: RoMi on May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 am
Welcome to the jungle....
We got fun and games...
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2006, 12:30:59 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 01:05:54 am
Quote from: RoMi on May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 am
Welcome to the jungle....
We got fun and games...
We got everything you want
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 pm »
I'll just link to the lyrics.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2006, 06:24:35 pm »
Quote from: Deuce on May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 pm
I'll just link to the lyrics.
You ruined the fun game.  Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2006, 07:20:38 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 06:24:35 pm
Quote from: Deuce on May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 pm
I'll just link to the lyrics.
You ruined the fun game.  Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...

What song is that?
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2006, 09:45:19 pm »
Eye of the Tiger...

Starbucks..

Ugh.. :'(
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2006, 02:03:00 am »
I don't want your coffee. I will take your roffle cakes though.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2006, 03:52:12 am »
Guess who's back? Back again?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2006, 06:55:06 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 22, 2006, 03:52:12 am
Guess who's back? Back again?

Shadys back, Tell a friend.

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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2006, 10:32:08 am »
Guess who's back.  Back again.
Stan is back....tell some men...
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2006, 11:30:08 am »
Rub my back.. rub my back.. rub my back.. hey.. hello?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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