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Offline SlamBliss

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« on: May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 pm »
Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 pm »
I hate you, stop following me!

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 pm »
whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 pm »
Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.


You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 pm »
OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
That's deadly7, he likes talking.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 am »
We know.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
Loser.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.

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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 pm »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 am »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2006, 01:33:52 am »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
And the 'I'; What now, beotch.

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2006, 06:39:22 am »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
And the 'I'; What now, beotch.

I isn't in Anthony, oh x_super.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 am »
Tony > SuperX.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2006, 12:05:31 pm »
Tony > SuperX.

Code: [Select]
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name     |   leetness      |
Joe      |   -2147483648   |

1 record(s) returned.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2006, 01:14:40 pm »
MYNDFYRE IS A JOCK.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2006, 03:04:22 pm »
Hello Slam.  Welcome to the forums!!

The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2006, 03:36:45 pm »
Tony > SuperX.

Code: [Select]
mysql> SELECT name, leetness FROM world WHERE leetness < 0;

name     |   leetness      |
Joe      |   -2147483648   |

1 record(s) returned.

mysql>

ROFL

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2006, 06:00:37 pm »
As mean as that was, MyndFyre, I agree with Sidoh. =)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 am »
Welcome to the jungle....
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2006, 11:18:55 pm »
Slambliss doesn't know me, but I know him.  Welcome.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2006, 01:05:54 am »
Welcome to the jungle....
We got fun and games...
errr... something like that...

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2006, 12:30:59 pm »
Welcome to the jungle....
We got fun and games...
We got everything you want
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 pm »
I'll just link to the lyrics.
The writ of the founders must endure.

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« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2006, 06:24:35 pm »
I'll just link to the lyrics.
You ruined the fun game.  Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2006, 07:20:38 pm »
I'll just link to the lyrics.
You ruined the fun game.  Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...

What song is that?
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2006, 09:45:19 pm »
Eye of the Tiger...

Starbucks..

Ugh.. :'(
The writ of the founders must endure.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2006, 02:03:00 am »
I don't want your coffee. I will take your roffle cakes though.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2006, 03:52:12 am »
Guess who's back? Back again?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2006, 06:55:06 am »
Guess who's back? Back again?

Shadys back, Tell a friend.

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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2006, 10:32:08 am »
Guess who's back.  Back again.
Stan is back....tell some men...

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2006, 11:30:08 am »
Rub my back.. rub my back.. rub my back.. hey.. hello?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.