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Offline SlamBliss

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Hello.
« on: May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 pm »
Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 pm »
I hate you, stop following me!

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 pm »
whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 pm »
Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.


You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 pm »
OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
That's deadly7, he likes talking.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 am »
We know.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
Loser.


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Re: Hello.
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.