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Offline SlamBliss

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Hello.
« on: May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 pm »
Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm »
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 pm
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.
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Offline rabbit

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 pm »
I hate you, stop following me!
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm »
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 pm »
whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool
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Offline SlamBliss

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 pm »
Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.


You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 pm »
OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 pm
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 pm
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
That's deadly7, he likes talking.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 am »
We know.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm »
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.
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zxdropoff: lucky you
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm »
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
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Re: Hello.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 pm »
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 pm
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 pm
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
Loser.


;)
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Offline GameSnake

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Re: Hello.
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 pm »
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
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