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Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« on: May 20, 2006, 09:03:01 pm »
My dog knows how to attack vehicles.  She goes for the tires!  Here's a couple pictures:




And if you're interested, here's a movie:
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/sheena-van.mpg [~4.2mb]
« Last Edit: May 20, 2006, 09:53:10 pm by iago »

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Re: Dog Vs. Van
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2006, 09:22:38 pm »
Wow I really was hoping for something along the lines of "Yea, so my dog is dead."  but this isnt funny at all.  I give it a 1/10.  Poorly Blended randers.

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Re: Dog Vs. Van
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 09:51:55 pm »
I was expecting to see some roadkill to be honost. Thank goodness that wasnt the case.

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2006, 01:40:26 pm »
Lmao, your dog is weird..
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2006, 07:39:21 pm »
She can't attack them very effetively...
She should at least go for the valve stem (if she could manage to get it)

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2006, 08:27:41 pm »
You should buy your dog sharper teeth.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2006, 11:03:51 pm »
She can't attack them very effetively...
She should at least go for the valve stem (if she could manage to get it)
Attacking the tires is probably the best option.  It's too bad she can't bite hard enough. 

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2006, 11:54:31 pm »
Your dog is so... ordinary

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2006, 12:56:31 am »
Your dog is so... ordinary

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2006, 01:06:34 am »
You provoked/trained it! Cheater.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2006, 12:36:32 am »
What're you hiding under that hood, I see a cord. :)

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2006, 01:05:41 am »
I'll explain a little about Canada to you. 

In winter here, it gets to about -20 consistantly, and as low as -50 occasionally.  When it's that cold, the car's engine gets very cold and it's difficult to start it due to the parts freezing up and the oil getting extra viscous. 

We have these devices called "block heaters".  You plug them in in the winter, and they keep the engine a little bit warm. 

Pretty much everybody in Canada has a block heater.  Otherwise, there isn't much chance of getting your car to start in January or February. 

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2006, 01:30:45 am »
I'll explain a little about Canada to you. 

In winter here, it gets to about -20 consistantly, and as low as -50 occasionally.  When it's that cold, the car's engine gets very cold and it's difficult to start it due to the parts freezing up and the oil getting extra viscous. 

We have these devices called "block heaters".  You plug them in in the winter, and they keep the engine a little bit warm. 

Pretty much everybody in Canada has a block heater.  Otherwise, there isn't much chance of getting your car to start in January or February. 


Yup, even down here in Ontario.  :)
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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2006, 02:32:34 am »
I'll explain a little about Canada to you. 

In winter here, it gets to about -20 consistantly, and as low as -50 occasionally.  When it's that cold, the car's engine gets very cold and it's difficult to start it due to the parts freezing up and the oil getting extra viscous. 

We have these devices called "block heaters".  You plug them in in the winter, and they keep the engine a little bit warm. 

Pretty much everybody in Canada has a block heater.  Otherwise, there isn't much chance of getting your car to start in January or February. 

Hmm! No power/outlet == you're fucked!?
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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2006, 02:17:10 am »
Lol you changed your post 3 minutes after I posted "I was expecting to see some roadkill".

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Re: Dog Vs. Van [no death]
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2006, 08:10:58 am »
Lol you changed your post 3 minutes after I posted "I was expecting to see some roadkill".

I didn't change the post, just the title.