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Offline rabbit

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Fucking Douchebags
« on: May 26, 2006, 04:54:22 pm »
Someone left their used syringe on the bus.  Fucking douchebags.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 05:33:31 pm »
You make it seem like you used it.  :P
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 05:43:34 pm »
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on May 26, 2006, 05:33:31 pm
You make it seem like you used it.  :P
He got poked in the buttocks.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 06:30:53 pm »
Perhaps they were having a diabetic emergency and they were too busy dying to worry about what happened to their insulan. 
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 08:41:08 pm »
It's not like the bus goes through ritzy towns either, it goes through the worst and poorest fucking city in the damn country.  Fuck me sideways if it was an "insulan needle".
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 09:04:47 pm »
Poor people can't be diabetic?
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 09:07:56 pm »
Poor people can't be addicted to herion. It's a rockstar drug.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 09:08:44 pm »
Quote from: iago on May 26, 2006, 09:04:47 pm
Poor people can't be diabetic?

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No, but it's much more likely that they're using the syringe for drugs than if it was found elsewhere.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2006, 09:30:12 pm »
Quote from: iago on May 26, 2006, 09:04:47 pm
Poor people can't be diabetic?
I never said that.  But anyone in their right mind, diabetic or not, would not leave a syringe on a bus which goes through Camden.  Some reasons:
a) If they were diabetic, they probably do heroin too, so save a needle.
b) If they weren't diabetic, they probably did heroin.
c) If they weren't diabetic and weren't a heroin user, they were a dealer, and leaving merchandise is a no-no
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 04:26:43 pm »
Quote from: Super_X on May 26, 2006, 09:07:56 pm
Poor people can't be addicted to herion. It's a rockstar drug.
That's true too.  I think it's much more likely that a poor person would be diabetic than a heroin addict. 
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 05:57:33 pm »
You need to take a trip to Camden, then you might understand.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 10:12:06 pm »
This reminds me of family guy.

Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. 
Guy 2: I'm cold.
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Re: Fucking Douchebags
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2006, 10:29:23 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on May 28, 2006, 10:12:06 pm
This reminds me of family guy.

Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. 
Guy 2: I'm cold.


ROFL!
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