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Name my kitty!
« on: June 01, 2006, 10:24:24 pm »
Yeah. Tory's cat had babies and I guess I'm getting one. It's pure orange, like yago's hair (perhaps a tiny bit darker), and she's a girl (as far as I can tell, it looks like... er.. yeah).

So yeah, names!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 10:27:53 pm »
Orange, eh? Perhaps "O.J." or "Jay"?

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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 11:06:05 pm »
Jay perhaps. O.J. I don't really know about, though.

After a bit of thinking about the Kitty Sniper, I may go for Snipes. =)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006, 12:03:10 am »
It's just a cat, don't get a headache over naming a kitten, man.

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 12:05:42 am »
Krissy.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2006, 12:08:19 am »
Garfield
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 12:08:41 am »
Cats rock! >:D
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 12:19:46 am »
GameSnake, if I were stressing out over something, you'd know it - trust me. PS: You're stressing me out.

I'm thinking about going with Chrissy. Garfield, Snipes, and Jay are all guy names.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 12:23:10 am »
Chrissy?! Omfg.
GameSnake, if I were stressing out over something, you'd know it - trust me. PS: You're stressing me out.

I'm thinking about going with Chrissy. Garfield, Snipes, and Jay are all guy names.
How the fuck am I stressing you out?

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2006, 12:30:53 am »
Fuckats

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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2006, 01:16:01 am »
Name it Testies.
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 02:28:22 am »
Jenna Jameson
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2006, 04:03:36 am »
Nipples
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 09:00:57 am »
Garfield sounds the best.

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2006, 09:09:06 am »
GameSnake, if I were stressing out over something, you'd know it - trust me. PS: You're stressing me out.

I'm thinking about going with Chrissy. Garfield, Snipes, and Jay are all guy names.
How the fuck am I stressing you out?
By thinking you know what mood I'm in (stressed out over naming my cat), and things like this:
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Fuckats
Parents wouldn't aprove, nor would my pastor, who I'll probably tell about my new cat. ^_^

Jenna Jameson
See at Sidoh. Jenna alone might be nice, but I like Chrissy better.

Nipples
Again, see at Sidoh.

Name it Testies.
Guy name. Once again, see at Sidoh.

Garfield sounds the best.
Guy name.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2006, 12:05:22 pm »
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2006, 01:18:26 pm »
......... ???
You think your pastor would be upset if you named your cat Jenna Jameson or Fuckat yet you TP his house? *sigh*



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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2006, 02:34:33 pm »
FUCKATS

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2006, 02:35:26 pm »
S.E.C.S.

Sexually Eviscerated Cat. *Slurp*
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2006, 03:42:30 pm »
Fuck-cats?

I'm going to cut you....... in the lunch line

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2006, 03:55:25 pm »
Bob
It's a girl.

......... ???
You think your pastor would be upset if you named your cat Jenna Jameson or Fuckat yet you TP his house? *sigh*



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My pastor is weird, and that name is stupid. =p

FUCKATS
Nope.

Fuck-cats?

I'm going to cut you....... in the lunch line
Good idea.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2006, 04:05:17 pm »
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2006, 04:11:07 pm »
FUCKATS DAMNIT

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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2006, 04:40:08 pm »
name it apple

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« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2006, 04:41:03 pm »
Call it kat x_x
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2006, 06:24:39 pm »
BOBBETTA!

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« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2006, 07:32:16 pm »
Kikme
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2006, 08:59:43 pm »
Déjà cru!
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2006, 01:46:55 am »
It's Chrissy, because you all suck at making names. Kikme was brilliant, but I'd rather not go with that.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2006, 02:03:59 am »
F
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2006, 10:47:47 am »
OK Sidoh we understand, you want to fuck cats!

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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2006, 03:52:31 pm »
Hell, who blames him, Chrissy is damn sexy. Pictures to follow!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2006, 02:43:59 pm »
OK Sidoh we understand, you want to fuck cats!

I despise you.

Joe, God hates you.  You didn't name her Fuckats. :(

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« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2006, 03:20:49 pm »
OK Sidoh we understand, you want to fuck cats!

I despise you.

Joe, God hates you.  You didn't name her Fuckats. :(
I love you too, you cat fucker.  :-*

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« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2006, 03:50:07 pm »
Excelent retort.  I commend your ability to effectively counter insults.

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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2006, 09:49:20 pm »
christy?
hmmmmm
thats a good girl name

but i think tigger would be better

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« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2006, 10:45:20 pm »
Try:

Noob

Jolocaust

Or:

Charles Xavier.

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« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2006, 10:47:17 pm »
Try:

Noob

Jolocaust

Or:

Charles Xavier.

or Neanderthal

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« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2006, 10:48:51 pm »
Try:

Noob

Jolocaust

Or:

Charles Xavier.

or Neanderthal

Look who's talking.

Check the mirror and examine that brow bro.

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« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2006, 11:20:27 pm »
It's Chrissy, because you all suck at making names. Kikme was brilliant, but I'd rather not go with that.
Your kitty started out with such potential.  With a name like Fuckats or Kikme, that cat could have been a champion.  All that's left of it now is a shadow of its former potential.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2006, 10:34:47 am »
I still name say name it Bob.
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Re: Name my kitty!
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2006, 02:50:23 pm »
Your kitty started out with such potential.  With a name like Fuckats or Kikme, that cat could have been a champion.  All that's left of it now is a shadow of its former potential.

ROFL!!!

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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2006, 10:09:00 pm »
is it normal for cats to have like 5 kittens
cause my cat just had 5.
kittens look freaky when they come out but like after 2 weeks the look really cute