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[Chavo]

I'm sorry that I have to do this, a little part of me just died on the inside:

criticize*

There are only two commonly mispelled words that bug me, now you know one

I know its hypocritical! I only care when its those two words

[deadly7]

I hate to do this:
it's*

Now you one of the words that wen mispelled pisses me of.

[Joe]

deadly is a hypocrite. He has horrible spelling, and I was not able to figure out what that "you" is doing in his sentence.

[Sidoh]

Now you one of the words that wen mispelled pisses me of.

Oh the irony... grammatical errors and a spelling error?

* misspelled.

I would much rather have someone misplace, misuse or forget an apostrophe than use a sentence which is totally grammatically incorrect.

[Warrior]

I think it was intentional.

[Sidoh]

I think it was intentional.

I don't.  Even if he confirms it, I'll still have doubt.

[Joe]

Now you one of the words that wen mispelled pisses me of.

Know you one of the words that, when misspelled, pisses me off.

Shakesperian English.

[rabbit]

Not even close to Shakespearean.  First, he would reference sex and mock someone's mother at least once.  Second, it would rhyme.  And third it would be grammatically correct.

[iago]

Not even close to Shakespearean.  First, he would reference sex and mock someone's mother at least once.  Second, it would rhyme.  And third it would be grammatically correct.

Your first point sucks.

Not everything Shakespeare wrote rhymes, only small areas. 

Shakespearean grammar is quite different from modern grammar, so your third point is debateable, at best. 

[rabbit]

Then add point four: it would be a good insult.

[deadly7]

Now you one of the words that wen mispelled pisses me of.

Oh the irony... grammatical errors and a spelling error?

* misspelled.

I would much rather have someone misplace, misuse or forget an apostrophe than use a sentence which is totally grammatically incorrect.

That was the whole point of my sentence.  I added random words.  I don't even remember what the hell I was trying to say.